brown horseshoe

whenever you shit a real long turd and it raps around the edges of the toilet

Came home from happy hour at Taco Bell and felt my 4 cheesy burritos trying to come out like lava. Went to the toilet, stood up literally 3 seconds after, BOOM, there lie a brown horseshoe.

by shockalala July 19, 2014

brown golf

The act of playing Golf Tour (Nokia) or similar on a mobile device whilst sitting on the toilet, evacuating ones bowels.

(At Work to colleague) "Back in 5 minutes. Im just off for a round of brown golf"

by Will & Chris May 23, 2006

The Todd Brown

When one pulls his penis from a woman's bum and then slides the brown tip across her forehead leaving her with what resembles a brown bandana.

Dude how was last night with gabby?

Bro I gave her the todd brown, she loved it.

by Nethersjohansson August 14, 2017

Brown Ticket

Noun. Excrement left on the hood of a poorly placed car.

"Some dick parked in my spot, so I left him a brown ticket"

by Koor November 21, 2004

browne academy

A school in Alexandria Virginia that has good teachers and has the grades K-8. But if you do not give more then 70,000 a year the school is trash to you

Ugh I have to go to Browne academy this year.

by Lola La November 14, 2016

Brown breeded

The act of raping and killing someone.

i heard that you brown breeded her

by OHToshi February 28, 2022

brown the meat

sex of the derrier

I'm totally going to brown the meat with Sharon tonight.

by big ol' steve June 18, 2009