british chav

a person who is from britain, is likely to corner you in a dark street and/or wears 5 layers of foundation 2 shades darker than necessary

person 1:oi mate yeah bruv i’m talking to you
person 2:british chav

by *insert imaginative name here* December 17, 2024

The British Ballcuzzi

when a woman squirts into an empty bowl then puts the male's scrotum in the bowl. After this, she puts a straw in the bowl and proceeds to blow into the straw making bubbles in the bowl. This creates a British Ballcuzzi

Person 1: "What did you do with Kelly last night bro"
Person 2:" She's a baddie. She gave me The British Ballcuzzi"
Person 1: "wow! Nice bro. Also KSI is a fat neek"

by thethethethethethethethe February 25, 2021

british cars

Horribly made cars

British cars always never fail... to fail

by —tails May 1, 2018

British people

British people do not exist. British people never HAVE existed. British people CANT exist.

Person 1: “I met this British person the other day-“

Person 2: “British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist British people don’t exist”

by TheEndDragon April 14, 2023

british

a type of people who doesn't have dentist's and can't live without tea and crumpets.

hay near the trolley and man was robbed by a British person for there tea.

by A offline gamer November 8, 2022

National british gal day

On the 2nd December it is the ”national british gal day” where everybody wears much makeup, say skunk/shit all the time, shakes their bodies and talks with a clear british accent.

-Why do you look like that?
-Because it’s the national british gal day, you skunk

by Macey xxxx November 8, 2019

British Grinder

When the person giving the blowjob slowly grinds their teeth down on the penis.

Oh my god Stacy gave me a British Grinder last night now my penis hurts

by ThatOneSandwich July 20, 2016