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Montreal Breakfast

Either corn chips or white rice with water. This is what poor people eat in the city so that they can afford scarves and new chuck all stars and all the other things hip young quebecois need in order to survive.

It's also a great excuse to not actually prepare real food.

If eating discount tortilla chips from Provigo, eat the whole bag to feel extra ashamed of your poverty.
I settled for the good old Montreal Breakfast today. Maybe this weekend I'll have enough saved up for a molson 10.1...
by The Robotic Robot December 2, 2010
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breakfast of champions

when after a night of partying you pour yourself a bowl of cereal only to realize that the milk is all gone. Fortunately, there is still plenty of beer. Pour the beer into the cereal and you have yourself a breakfast of champions. I know it sounds gross, but dont judge until you are hungover and out of milk and pour some in your cereal
Me: Joe you took the last milk!
Joe: It was the only milk
Avery: well there is plenty of beer in the fridge
me: (after hesitantly pouring beer in cereal) hey this is really good
Joe: yea dude looks like you made yourself a breakfast of champions
by bootznkatznktzn November 7, 2011
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Breakfast in bed

Freddie: I think I may have jizzed in your shit last night.
Mia: Sonovabitch!
Freddie: It's cool because I made you breakfast in bed (hands morning after pill to girl)
Mia: Awww babe! Your the best!
by dnysgrl4eva November 22, 2011
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Turkish Breakfast

The act of making delectable Turkish Coffee, pouring it into another person's anus and then consuming the beverage with a straw. Similar to the Portuguese Breakfast.
"Hey dawg, you look tired."
"Yeah man, I haven't had my Turkish Breakfast this morning!"
by Some dude0818 June 21, 2012
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french breakfast

n. - 1. a simple morning meal for the gourmand on a budget, consisting of tomato slices heated up in a skillet, then covered in an egg batter, which fries with slices of cheese over the top. Similar to a light frittata. 2. when you wake up to a chick who doesn't shave her armpits licking your asshole.
a) "This french breakfast is delicious."
b) "Darling, that french breakfast of yours was delicious."
by dishpoontang November 30, 2006
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Breakfast

*Break-Fast*

After sleeping, your body needs more energy/food to get the day started. In breakfast, you literally break the fast you had asleep.
"Anon you want some breakfast?"
"JEEZUS MUM WOT?? U TINK I'M STUPID?? OF COURSE I WANT BREAKFAST"
by XxXxUwOtM8???xXxX November 14, 2014
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Lumber Jack Breakfast

When you are logjamming a woman and then fart in her mouth.
Im sleeping on the couch again because I gave the old lady a Lumber Jack Breakfast.
by actorguy1428 August 11, 2008
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