an erection that comes for no reason. it just happens. you could be in the locker room with a bunch of dudes. dont worry if it happens there. as long as it only happens once youre probably not gay, just unlucky.
its a quiet day in penisville. some young sperm cells have crawled into the penis and are playing in the veins.
Cell 1: Hey, whats that sound?
Cell 2: surprise boner!
Cell 1: The blood wasnt supposed to come till we see the hot chick on the bus!
Cell 3: DIVE!
Kid in real life standing in front of class: Oh God, not now!
Cell 1: Hey, whats that sound?
Cell 2: surprise boner!
Cell 1: The blood wasnt supposed to come till we see the hot chick on the bus!
Cell 3: DIVE!
Kid in real life standing in front of class: Oh God, not now!
by slimjoe169 October 4, 2009
Get the surprise bonermug. Giving a person a hug while sporting a boner. It's a subtle way of letting a girl know that you've got a crush on her.
by Raymundo The Great January 11, 2008
Get the boner hugmug. the phenomen occuring when your jeans create a large protrusion in the genital area, commonly caused by a mis-aligned belt buckle of some sort. can be extended to the point where one can say things such as, "khaki boner" and "trollie boner". originated in Ontario by a one "yomar" when such classification was un-heard of. remedies: put the belt buckle at the rear and or sides of the trousers.... may look "odd", but somewhat effective. main problem, the button creates a pivot point for such "boner action". Can sometimes be your friend, yet usually your worst enemy!
"holy shit, it looks like i'm popping wood"
"damn , people are gonna think i have a stiffy"
"pajoneowned, the girls think i have a 2 inch boner"
"damn , people are gonna think i have a stiffy"
"pajoneowned, the girls think i have a 2 inch boner"
by Chris G. January 23, 2004
Get the jean bonermug. when the zipper on your hoodie, pants, ect. folds and sticks out making it look like you have a boner
by lookitsurface October 25, 2009
Get the Zipper Bonermug. A fashion term, (n.)
To take something which is conventionally acknowledged as erotic or sexual and to re-condition it by ridding it of anything that reminds a person of sex.
Lady Gaga's wardrobe choices are the pillars of Boner Jihad.
To take something which is conventionally acknowledged as erotic or sexual and to re-condition it by ridding it of anything that reminds a person of sex.
Lady Gaga's wardrobe choices are the pillars of Boner Jihad.
by Cleonator October 22, 2011
Get the Boner Jihadmug. A demanding phallus that refuses to grace the folds of none other than the most premium of vaginal passageways. Any female genital orifice and its associated components (face, body habitus, hair) that are deemed to be any rating less than dyme status will be met by an unwavering flaccid denial by the aforementioned penis, even in light of possible coercion tactics.
After mistakenly raw-dawging Heather in a moment of pre-ejaculatory confusion, Peter suddenly decided that she wasn’t that good-looking, became flaccid, and decided he would never compromise his bouji boner for none other than Victoria secret-equivalent grade A puntang.
by NorthernExposurePole February 9, 2015
Get the Bouji Bonermug. by Pocket Rocket CPA July 17, 2018
Get the Bravado Bonermug.