A Girl who spend so much time flirting that she misses a major detail, action, or event that happens. She then asks you to repeat what she missed.
A: Man, Becky wants to copy my homework again.
B:Didn't the teacher give the answers in class.
A: Yeah, but she was to busy blowing jeff to give a shit
B: What a Blind Ass Hoe
A: yeah, She is a total bitch
B:Didn't the teacher give the answers in class.
A: Yeah, but she was to busy blowing jeff to give a shit
B: What a Blind Ass Hoe
A: yeah, She is a total bitch
by Fuq da retards November 12, 2013
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"Well...don't let the ponies blind you."
"What?"
"Well...don't let the ponies blind you."
"What?"
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A girl who has no ass at all.
Just extremely flat. Like a person with no eyes cant see and is blind, she doesn't have anything you can see and is blind.
What Sir-Mix-ALot doesn't want.
"When a girl walks in with a not so itty bitty waist
And a nothing in your face
You don't get sprung"
Just extremely flat. Like a person with no eyes cant see and is blind, she doesn't have anything you can see and is blind.
What Sir-Mix-ALot doesn't want.
"When a girl walks in with a not so itty bitty waist
And a nothing in your face
You don't get sprung"
"Ooooo, that girl is blind!" - DC H.A.N.
"I don't see anything, she's blind!" -The Rescuer
"She got a donk, naa, she blind." - OKT
BWAB
"I don't see anything, she's blind!" -The Rescuer
"She got a donk, naa, she blind." - OKT
BWAB
by The Realest Friend June 7, 2011
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by T. Kendall & E. White October 11, 2010
Get the Bindy mug.the act of tickling your pickle (masturbating) with your own eyes shut, oblivious to whatever's goin on around you.
Stephen - "Hey...I caught Ben doin the blind jerk the other day when i walked into the room"
Colby & Kyle - "Oh Shit...Really?!?"
Stephen - "Yea...It was the worst moment of my life!"
Colby & Kyle - "Oh Shit...Really?!?"
Stephen - "Yea...It was the worst moment of my life!"
by K Charb December 29, 2007
Get the blind jerk mug.It's when you shoot your load all over a chic's eyes then knock her out with a upper-cut to the jaw. Upon awakening, she can't see 'cause her eyes are glued shut.
by crazyboybg March 18, 2011
Get the Blind woman mug.Cliff: Man, if she can see straight, I don't know my business
Max: What do you mean?
Cliff: While she was sleeping, I squated over her head and dropped my nut sack over her eyes. She'll never see again thanks to my bama blinder!
Max: What do you mean?
Cliff: While she was sleeping, I squated over her head and dropped my nut sack over her eyes. She'll never see again thanks to my bama blinder!
by Rick Rick August 1, 2006
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