A caring guy who trys to make anyone and everyone happy. Usually quiet at first, but once friends, will always ALWAYS do his best to help. Best friends usually end with the letters -ake. Loves puzzles. Has a crush on closest girl friend, but won't tell anyone due to fear of being teased and rejected. Is the third wheel of friend group, but still always acknowledged. Loves donuts and cream soda.
by edge_phantom July 15, 2024
Get the Blakemug. 
Blake is the dopest and coolest person ever. He cares for everyone around him and is willing to do a lot for people even if he doesn’t show it. Although quiet, he is deadly. Don’t fuck around with him, he knows AT LEAST three different types of martial arts and will use his nunchucks on you. Any man named Blake has a HUGE penis and can also sing,dance,cook and is athletic af therefore allowing him to steal your bitch quicker than Trey Songz AKA Mr steal your girl. If I were you, I’d stay on Blake’s good side. You’ll benefit greatly from being his friend and suffer if not.
Me: yea I’m friends with Blake, he just bought me a new car out of kindness. Cant say the same about you
You: Yea I didn’t take your advice on being nice to him and now my entire family is missing.
You: Yea I didn’t take your advice on being nice to him and now my entire family is missing.
by Bballer14 July 21, 2021
Get the Blakemug. When you drink too much and you get up and leave the party without saying a word. Your wife suddenly chases after you.
by Jmpatx March 12, 2021
Get the Blake Drunkmug. A man who had no right no saying anything that he had to you for a little joke you made
He is also a cunt
He is also a cunt
by anonymous May 16, 2022
Get the Blakemug. Blake’s are known for their flexibility and bending ability. Some may think, he’s so flexible it’s almost gay…! But in reality, he might be gay and he only has a girlfriend to hide the overwhelming fact. After all, Blakes closets are deep, thick, meaty, and supple.
by Blakeistan123 July 23, 2022
Get the Blakemug. 
Get the Blake wengermug.