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filter biscuit

fil•ter bis•cuit :
1. A person using too many filters on their pictures, to the point they don’t even look like themselves in real life.
2. A polite way of calling someone an ugly bitch.
She’s cute on the gram’ but in real life she’s a filter biscuit.
by SleepingLadysOnlySon September 25, 2020
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Soggy Biscuit

A classy game in which two males masturbate together and the first one to ejaculate on the biscuit wins, therefore the loser has to eat it.
Hi Jeff wanna play soggy biscuit
Yo Ben i'm feeling freaky, wanna play soggy biscuit
by MrSogMeister July 21, 2017
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Biscuit Chick

A girl who is very sexy but isn't very smart
She's a total Biscuit Chick! Really hot, but flaky!
by Daddy Sky November 3, 2011
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trouser biscuit

Hey man, I think I just pooed my pants:

You just baked a trouser biscuit!
by Mike.B May 7, 2008
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coy biscuit

A bearded countryman that lives off of monster energy drinks, cigars, and compulsive stories. Be warned not to anger one if you're within 1000 yards.
That guy in the black ford is a real coy biscuit.
by ProJoe82 August 15, 2017
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Raw Biscuit

When a man inserts his penis straight into an unsuspecting victim's ass, no lube required. This may cause pain and discomfort to the end receiver, however this is very common.
Person 1: Where is Tom??
Person 2: Preforming Raw Biscuit on his younger sister...
by HMND1 October 30, 2020
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Clay biscuit

A hefty log that clogs the shitter resulting in someone desperately looking for a plunger
Someone dropped a clay biscuit in the toilet at the movie theater
by Mikeyjr December 29, 2021
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