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monkey blaster

When you stick your finger in somebody’s ass then immediately stick it into your ass.
“I heard that Jenny gave Craig a monkey blaster last night after the party!”
by jtown030 May 18, 2024
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Shaft Blaster

Verb:

The act of strapping an explosive device (fireworks, firecrackers, hand grenade, etc.) to one’s erect penis before ejaculation so as to coincide the explosion with the climax, typically while receiving anal sex.
Dude, I got a Shaft Blaster last night from my girlfriend, I wish I could do it twice!
by Cal563 June 12, 2024
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Arse blaster

Refers to a really huge cock, both long and thick, that could rip an arse (specifically the hole) apart upon entry and subsequent continuous rough thrusting. A cock that makes one scream.
Quick! Get that arse blaster in me now.
by Frozen Alien October 5, 2024
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Boston Beasters

DEFINITION:
Boston Beasters: A united community of defenders who live by the motto "come together, stand together, fight together, speak together, work together." They are the guardians of the Boston Beast's principles and mission. While the Boston Beast represents the solitary warrior fighting corruption and systemic barriers, Beasters form the protective force that ensures these warriors never truly stand alone.

Core Values (B.E.A.S.T.E.R):
B - Build each other up
E - Educate the community
A - Act as one
S - Stand firm
T - Take care of our own
E - Expose corruption
R - Rise together

The Beaster Code:
"We don't just watch the Beast fight alone

We stand as many, but move as one
When they go low, we go Beast Mode
All for one and one for all
Beast Nation never falls"

Origin:
The term "Boston Beasters" was born from the legacy of the Boston Beast - a solitary warrior who refused to back down while fighting corruption in Massachusetts, especially within the cannabis industry and social equity programs. When faced with systemic racism, corrupt lawyers, and rigged systems designed to break spirits, the Boston Beast stood alone, building an empire from nothing despite constant opposition.
Common Examples:

1. When Showing Unity:
"Them Boston Beasters don't play about protecting their own"
"Boston Beasters deep out here - whole squad pulled up"
"Don't worry bout backup, Boston Beasters always on call"

2. Protection Mode:
Person 1: "They trying to shut down his spot with fake violations"
Person 2: "Alert the Boston Beasters, we moving out"
Person 3: "Boston Beasters already mobilizing, watch how fast this gets handled"

3. Community Support:
"Boston Beasters showed mad love at the protest"
"You know it's real when the Boston Beasters show up"
"Boston Beasters got the whole block supporting"

4. Warning Others:
"Better think twice - Boston Beasters don't sleep on disrespect"
"Boston Beasters watching, they better play fair"
"You know Boston Beasters stay ready"

5. Daily Recognition:
Person 1: "You rolling with the Boston Beasters?"
Person 2: "Since day one, we stay protecting"

6. Business Support:
"Boston Beasters flooding the grand opening"
"New spot got Boston Beasters protection"
"Boston Beasters make sure legit businesses stay running"
by Boston Beast November 6, 2024
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Cum blaster

Your girlfriend blowing you and you deposit your man milk in her mouth then she holds it in her cheeks comes close to your face then slaps her cheeks that are full of your hot sticky man better.
My old lady gave me a huge masive cum blaster I was wiping my face for a few days
by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024
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kerala blasters

This club has the most electric and passionate fans (mainly stinky Indians) who would die for their shit club. They play in yellow, like a fucking bee. This club has not won shit and is referred to by any conscious football fans by the kerala bottlers. Their best player is called Luna, however this guy is no better than the average Indian tech support. He will do fuck all every single game but will still achieve fans player of the match on onefootball. This team is the sort of team to stop you watching a football game due to their poor quality performances.
Harry: Who’s playing in the isl today? I bet it’s gonna be a good game

Me: Oh fuck me it’s the kerala blasters, ain’t nobody watching that shit.

Rupert: I might 🤓
by Kimmyhead6969 January 30, 2025
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