line beard

1.beard used to separate an overweight man first chin from his second
2.Beard grown by white people in an attempt to show how tough they are

"We have a winner! The guy with the xxxxl white T shirt and cock-eyed pinwheel hat wins line beard of the night award!"

by chauncey July 20, 2004

Business Beard

A well groomed beard worn by male business professionals. Usually shaped, not thick, no facial hair under the jaw line, ass well keep as the hair a top their head, their beard is a extention of the hair on the top of their head, and good chance hair dye is used to hide the grey and white hairs in their beard.

Mr. Fitzwell Business Beard is looking tight and very classy.

by Secrect Destroyer September 19, 2010

Mexican Beard

The act of sprinkling pubes onto your significan other's head while they're in the shower.

Originated in a rage comic on Reddit.

After I trimmed my pubes this morning I gave my girlfriend a mexican beard.

by hezzzer April 23, 2011

pussy beard

A woman's unshaved vagina.

Bro, look at that fucking pussy beard! Gross!

by Bridget MC January 7, 2008

meat beard

Any occurance of a ball sack resting on someone's chin while giving head, normally associated with hetrosexual fellatio. Can also refer to any female with exceptionally large vaginal lips/labia receiving cunnilingus.

Although it was Susie's first time giving a blow bob, Melvin decided to shove it deeply down her throat, and give her the old meat beard.

That chick's poon looked so much like chipped ham, I poured on the BBQ sauce and went in for the meat beard, and worked it like a rib.

by Hydrokronix July 13, 2006

Lady Beard

Unkempt and overgrown women's pubic hair. Sometimes forms the shape of a man's beard.

I have a date tonight, time to trim the lady beard.

by Eaton MiWright September 3, 2011

captain beard

It is a piece of frayed string on the end of a tassle hanging from the shades of windows in high school libraries around the world.

He is the captain of a grand shipscht.

"Oy! That there is Captain Beard"
"Ay, he hasn't had a good frollick in a month"
"I hear the crabs are ten stories high and he is just waitin to snork em' "

by Kenscht February 17, 2007