band

A group of people who are almost constantly broke.

The band struggled to pay for gas to get to the concert.

by J1024 February 12, 2009

Band Geek

One who will rule the world with his multi-million dollar company, and wreak great havoc on the world that once made fun of him, i.e. donkeypunching the captain of the cheerleader squad 10 years after high school and framing the football quarter-back for insurance fraud since was to dumb to do his own taxes.

Man, I wish I would have been a band geek so I could have donkey punched Jessica and framed Hudson for insurance fraud.

by Emo Dave May 4, 2004

Band Faggot

Some nerdy looking pussies who will never get laid. They're the most boring people and most of them aren't even that smart when compared to intelligent people who didn't waste their time on a shitty instrument. They spend 10 hours a day playing their shitty little instrument instead of being productive to society.

Billy Bob Anderson is a faggy little douchebag who sits in the corner while he plays his instrument 10 hours a day. He has many friends but they are all just as pathetic as he is. He is known as a Band Faggot.

by Fuckyoubandlosers November 2, 2012

band geek

One who frequently enjoys galavanting in a band-like environment, which includes but is not limited to, the band room, the football field, technique block, on a bus with a multitude of other fellow band members, and usually in a dark closet practicing music. Activities include playing, whistling, humming, playing, walking in a penguin-like manner, playing, wearing the most fashionable form of overalls, and playing. Those students of the band variety typically inbreed within the close quarters of their band room, mating to the sounds of g minor scales and tri-tones. (Band directors have tried but cannot prevent this historic practice). In their natural environment, band members can typically be found on friday nights on the football field caged in like zoo animals, desperately begging for the attention of their ashamed peers, and playing things nobody seems to care about nor understands.

In short, every school has them.

Oh look they're showing the band geek exhibit! Just don't tap the glass or they might become hostile and jazz run as a stampede.

by FluteInTheGhetto September 13, 2010

band wagon

band wagon means a fan of any team that likes a team only because they're doing good. But when they're not doing good fans are like oh fuck them

Man, that guy is such a band wagon. He never liked the Lakers but now he does because they're winning the finals

by KakaaaxD June 14, 2009

backdoor sluts 9

a fictional porno featured on South Park

Backdoor Sluts 9 makes Crotch Capers 3 look like a childs movie

by mastur debater April 30, 2006

backdoor barbeque

Defined as the use of barbeque sauce as lubricant in the act of anal sex.

"We were out of KY jelly, so I went to the fridge and grabbed a bottle of Bull's Eye Bold Original. Then I gave Patrick Swayze a good backdoor barbeque."

by Iggy Pup June 6, 2006