Alabama Water Balloon

The act of shoving a garden hose up your anus and filling yourself with water like a water balloon.

The kids ran out of water balloons, so Uncle Turtle performed the Alabama Water Balloon so they could still have fun.

by Bricky Ricky February 23, 2025

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Occam’s Balloon

A principle suggesting that when confronted with a problem or mystery, the most convoluted, outlandish, or improbable explanation is often the one people are most likely to believe — especially if it inflates their sense of drama, suspicion, or personal importance.

Forget the simple answer — remember Occam’s Balloon: if there’s a secret cabal of lizard people behind it, someone out there believes it.

by Halak Qz April 1, 2025

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Hot Air Balloon

When person one takes a bong hit up their ass then person two goes ass to mouth to take the hit while person one farts it out.

Did you see James take that hot air balloon? Yea, he was so wasted and smelled like ass

by DudeThatsSoWrong April 22, 2023

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water balloon thing guy

A term The Dolan Twins use to describe a condom

*doing guess my bath*
*Ethan does the condom challenge*
Grayson"oh it's a water balloon thing guy*

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hot air balloon

While your mate is licking or tea-bagging the scrotum from behind or beneath and backwards, you fart in her or his face.

Extra points are awarded for a shot in the mouth (for it's logistical difficulty), or for one in the eyes, which results in pink eye.

After busting a nut in that slut's gash, I got on all fours and told her to lick my balls from behind. As she was doing it, I gave her a hot air balloon.

by Stinky Elephant October 8, 2014

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