The kids ran out of water balloons, so Uncle Turtle performed the Alabama Water Balloon so they could still have fun.
by Bricky Ricky February 23, 2025

A principle suggesting that when confronted with a problem or mystery, the most convoluted, outlandish, or improbable explanation is often the one people are most likely to believe — especially if it inflates their sense of drama, suspicion, or personal importance.
Forget the simple answer — remember Occam’s Balloon: if there’s a secret cabal of lizard people behind it, someone out there believes it.
by Halak Qz April 1, 2025

When person one takes a bong hit up their ass then person two goes ass to mouth to take the hit while person one farts it out.
by DudeThatsSoWrong April 22, 2023

by dolan_s_ on insta September 17, 2017

While your mate is licking or tea-bagging the scrotum from behind or beneath and backwards, you fart in her or his face.
Extra points are awarded for a shot in the mouth (for it's logistical difficulty), or for one in the eyes, which results in pink eye.
Extra points are awarded for a shot in the mouth (for it's logistical difficulty), or for one in the eyes, which results in pink eye.
After busting a nut in that slut's gash, I got on all fours and told her to lick my balls from behind. As she was doing it, I gave her a hot air balloon.
by Stinky Elephant October 8, 2014

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by CalmSnail June 14, 2024
