bagel

crappy circle bread

person: ur eating a bagel? theyre just crappy circle bread

by dsjgviSEIRJGi June 20, 2019

Bagel

the best food. ever.

bow to the bagel lord

by the bagel profit May 19, 2022

Marmite bagel

Used to describe an anus slightly coated in shit.

Would you like to come back to mine for a marmite bagel?

Your marmite bagel last night was phenomenal

You will never touch my marmite bagel again

by Hassdog January 23, 2022

blazin bagel

When you light the hair around one’s anus on fire and put it out with semen and hot sauce

“Hey babe wanna try something new tonight”
“What?”
“A blazin bagel”
“Get your nasty ass out of here we are done”

by BuzzaNut March 11, 2024

Bagel

The most holy, nutritious and beautiful food ever to exist. It’s aerodynamic shape makes it ideal to eat. When combined with cream cheese it becomes the most amazing thing in existence of all that has been made by our savior.

Let’s go worship the bagel at the temple

by MasterBagel May 3, 2021

The bagel treatment

To spread open ones asshole, like a bagel, then to fill with cream (siemen) like cream cheese on a bagel

That baddy be lookin fine. Imma give her the bagel treatment

by FenTheGoat December 9, 2023

Bagelism

Believing that Bagel truly is a sex machine in limbo

"Did you hear that one guy honestly believes in bagelism."
"Wow people are crazy these days."

by Bagelterms December 3, 2020