baconfudge

the feces on male genitals after anal intercourse.

As Bobby Jones looked down at his throbbing cock he noticed some baconfudge around the crest of the head.

by baconfudge stain June 22, 2011

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Bacon Positioning System

Spotting known locations of police, can be abbreviated to BPS

Reggie: Watch out Bacon Positioning System says cops like to hide behind these trees

by TayeBiddle January 20, 2012

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baconjob

To have your girlfriend cook you bacon, and then give you head whilst you eat the bacon.

Guy #1: Last night my girlfriend gave me a baconjob.
Guy #2: I know, you were at my house. You didn't even clean up after yourself.

by Furah August 16, 2012

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A social disorder which causes the victim to look like a jackass every time a photograph is taken of him or her.

Causes are alcohol, alcoholism, binge drinking, and in extremely rare cases the disorder may be transmitted through sexual contact.

Like most disorders caused by alcohol, there is no known cure other than refraining from alcohol consumption, or the victim may simply stay far away from cameras.

Why does he look so punchable right now?

Because he has Bacon Syndrome and that girl is taking a picture.

Well he looks like a jackass.

by JWSM October 26, 2012

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Bacon folds

When the inside lips of female genitalia are unusually long and/or saggy.

Usually associated with slags or fat people.

1) Steph, your skirt is so short, I can see your bacon folds dangling out of the bottom.

2) Bitch, I can't find your hole, your bacon folds are covering your vagina.

by Keyboard Warrior July 28, 2012

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