book boyfriend

Basically, a male fictional crush.

"I love Keefe, he's my book boyfriend."

by whywouldyouwannaknow? July 2, 2023

boyfriend senses

When your boyfriend senses if someone if hitting on you, if you're sad etc.

"How did he know he was hitting on me?"
"Boyfriend Senses."

by S.Salvatore August 24, 2017

boyfriend cunt

An insult describing a person who always favours their better half over their friends or previous hobbies. A person obsessed with their boyfriend/girlfriend and has nothing else to talk about, the partner always being the hidden agenda. Also known as girlfriend cunt.

I never see Sally these days she has turned into a right boyfriend cunt!

by Maggie1 June 29, 2014

smextabulous boyfriend

a boyfriend who is sexy smart and fantabulous. They are just a really great person to have as a boyfriend.

Hey do you know dermot..?
oh yeh he's katies smextabulous boyfriend!!

by katidude May 22, 2008

Math Boyfriend

Is someone you clearly aren't dating in real life and you clearly aren't dating to help you in math class (for you are definitely the intelligent one of the two). A math boyfriend is someone you are using just to give you the much needed attention you are lacking and to give you the idea of actually being in a relationship, in which there is seriously no commitment. Basically making you a needy douche.

You: "Oh hey math boyfriend!" (Hugs) "I really missed you!"
Math Boyfriend: "Hey...so how do you do number seventeen on the last set?"

by zclotr March 22, 2011

Handheld Boyfriend

your first boyfriend who you only hold hands with.

my handheld boyfriend and i hung out with each other at recesses

by Sprawl IX April 16, 2010

internet boyfriend

A boyfriend that one keeps. The majority of interaction between the couple is done over MSN messenger.

See also internet girlfriend

Hey Matt, did you hear? Ang made me her internet boyfriend, and now she wants to inter-do me. With web-cams. By the way, can i borrow yours?

by Sheldon January 27, 2004