Nipple Booger

Also known as "titty cheese" or by its medical designation, "mammarial smegma", nipple boogers can originate from a variety of things, such as:
- dead skin clumped up on an unwashed areola
- curdled breast milk
- a crusty puss flake dislodged from an infected nipple piercing

Generally, nipple boogers are discovered when sucking on a big 'ol succulent titty.

"I was lickin my girl's nipple and a nipple booger flew into my mouth. I thought it was lint at first, but it was crunchy on the outside, and juicy in the middle. I immediately threw up."

by Shenaniganz13 December 20, 2021

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Hair booger

A booger found in the hair; typically found on the heads of elementary age individuals, although there are rare, greasy exceptions to this rule.

Example 1:
Little Christopher: (picks nose and wipes it into hair while sitting in his 3rd grade classroom)
Little Sally: EWWW CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Class: EWWWWWWWWW!
Little Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

Example 2:
Big Christopher: (Sitting at his construction sight, he picks a winner and stashes it in his hair)
Big Sally: (Walks by after years of not seeing him) EW! CHRISTOPHER HAS A HAIR BOOGER!
Everyone on the street: EWWWWWWWWW!
Big Christopher: (begins crying and picks boogers out of hair and eats them)

by Hey Lee! July 27, 2012

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Hooky booger

Picking and unwilling persons nose against their will

Jack and joe held me down while bob gave me a hooky booger.

by Bigdaddy2001 November 14, 2014

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Booger Wolves

One of a kind woman that’s 11/10 ugly no matter where you look (body, face) sometimes moves in packs or rarely comes out the woodworks to hunt for intoxicated pray (men or women) the ugliest of the ugly. RUN RUN RUN if a booger wolf is near

Bro why did you bring me here with all these booger wolves.

Is it just me or is this booger wolf city

by CASHHEAD Trees December 2, 2022

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