Devil Apple

A devil apple is an apple that has rained terror on lunch tables around the world. No one knows who created the first devil apple, but one things for certain, a devil apple is an apple that someone takes a bite out of and throws it down a lunch table. No one wants to touch it 1. Because that dude took a friggin bite out of an apple and 2. Because that apples one goal in life is to posses all the humans on earth. And it does this for one reason, so it can turn all humans into slaves of its devil apple orchards. However, dont be fooled by thinking your safe with broccoli. If the brocoli has been bitten out of once and left alone, their is almost a 99.99 percent chance it has a devil apple strain in it. This goes for all other fruits as well. But their is hope! By throwing a devil apple in a trash can you can kill its demonic spirit.

2 normal people sitting at a lunch table eating, as an apple with a bite out of it rolls their way. "OH CRUD DEVIL APPLE!" "FIND A TRASH CAN QUICK!!!!"

by Whos dat lady April 10, 2013

Apples Fault.

When you are having a bad day you blame it on apples when you have nothing to blame the bad day on.

"I feel really upset today and don't know why. Its the apples fault."

by Itz Kowla March 2, 2018

Apple beard

A bulbous like forming and upkeep of a beard just on the ball of the chin. Round and plump.

Man, did you see Chris' apple beard? He's been growing that thing for weeks now, no water required!

by bluDAbaDEdaBAdi September 11, 2011

poison apple

A jailbroken iPhone.

I wanted to run apps like Swype on my iPhone, so I cracked it open and now I'm the proud owner of a poison Apple.

by BornBlitzed March 14, 2011

Apple biter

one who takes a bite out of every single apple, rolls it over and pretends nothing happened

Laura- f u sam every single apple in the basket?!
Sam- what can i say I'm an apple biter?

by 3330baby December 13, 2010

apple-stealer

Adj. A greedy person.

Apple-Stealer

Person 1: How does an apple-stealing dickhead like you sleep at night?

Apple-Stealing Dickhead: Right next to my friends: Franklin, Grant, Benjamin and Jackson.

by TonyTons October 4, 2013

Shower Apple

a life-changing shower experience that involves eating an apple in the shower; the experience is best when done with another person and music (just make sure to keep the water cool enough so you don’t overheat lol)

Emily: Hey Nick, you know what would be the best way to celebrate our anniversary?

Nicholas: What?!
Emily: Shower apples!

Nicholas: Hey! I’m down! Happy anniversary :)

by Miwa_waq December 19, 2018