Apple time

An ambiguous measurement of time showing how long it *should* take to download files on Apple products, when in fact it takes much, much longer.

*downloading iOS 7*
iPhone: "Downloading...5 minutes remaining"
*one hour later*
iPhone: "Downloading...17 minutes remaining"
Me: "This must run on Apple time."

by CatPlanet September 19, 2013

Apple Bobbing

Giving someone a hickey directly on his Adams apple.

"Mike looked so stupid after some chick went apple bobbing on him"

by TXarno February 05, 2019

apple-stealer

Adj. A greedy person.

Apple-Stealer

Person 1: How does an apple-stealing dickhead like you sleep at night?

Apple-Stealing Dickhead: Right next to my friends: Franklin, Grant, Benjamin and Jackson.

by TonyTons October 04, 2013

Shower Apple

a life-changing shower experience that involves eating an apple in the shower; the experience is best when done with another person and music (just make sure to keep the water cool enough so you don’t overheat lol)

Emily: Hey Nick, you know what would be the best way to celebrate our anniversary?

Nicholas: What?!
Emily: Shower apples!

Nicholas: Hey! I’m down! Happy anniversary :)

by Miwa_waq December 19, 2018

Apple biter

one who takes a bite out of every single apple, rolls it over and pretends nothing happened

Laura- f u sam every single apple in the basket?!
Sam- what can i say I'm an apple biter?

by 3330baby December 11, 2010

Poison apple

When you insert an apple up someone's ass and then take it out and bite it

I once had a poison apple, it was a shitty experience

by Queen Grimhilde December 12, 2013

poison apple

A jailbroken iPhone.

I wanted to run apps like Swype on my iPhone, so I cracked it open and now I'm the proud owner of a poison Apple.

by BornBlitzed February 28, 2011