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Don Andre and Monica Moua

A combination so rare that it’d be an honor to be in the presence of them. They have a strong and powerful love that can break the odds. The weakest of minds cannot begin to comprehend how their love works as they look at their love as destined for failure. But this couple is not the ordinary kind. Their setbacks only make them stronger and soon they will rise from the ashes and be crowned king and queen.
Pffft, Bonnie and Clyde? More like Don Andre and Monica Moua
by AndresMyMaster November 24, 2021
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Andre

A miscalculated and subsequently a failed abortion. In other words, a walking and living abortion. He seems ok at first, though. Then goes from ok to the lowest depths of some shithole somewhere deeply drenched in his ego. However, the species of Andre hasn't yet developed a sense of self awareness, making him a very confident type of guy. No one has yet quite understood this phenomenon but psychologists and other scientists are working hard in trying to figure out this personality disorder.
Guy 1: I just saw an Andre.
Guy 2: I'm so sorry. Is there anything I can do for you? I can only imagine how terrible you must feel right now :(
by Simposium July 14, 2020
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Andre

andre is that guy in class that will make you laugh until you cry. He’s a guy that casually impresses everyone. he will always put a smile on your face with a joke, and even if its not that funny, you will still smile because of his charm. he underestimates himself. hes smart as hell and hes not afraid to say his opinion, which are usually compliable. he messes with his teachers, but they cant help but love him. he is very talented in many ways, secretly at singing

hes that guy that you can talk to for hours and is great in bed. not to mention, he is so gorgeous. he is tan, with perfect brown hair and eyes you can get lost in forever. some may say hes an asshole. dont be fooled by his big reputation, all he wants is to see your smile. hes opened minded and loves to joke, but when he really likes someone, he will be very cautious to get into things, he doesnt want them to think he is an ass. he is not an asshole, though. he can be the nicest guy you will ever meet.

if you suspect an andre likes you, do not lose him. talk to him, as talking is his forte. he never turns down a chat, especially if he likes you. if he thinks you dont have interest back, he might move on, or makes you think he has. cherish him, because he will always be there for you. whatever you do, dont lose him. hes perfection at its finest.

girl 1: That guy over there with the french accent...who is he?

girl 2: thats andre...He is so sexy!
girl 2: hes so much more than that. he brightens my darkest days
Do you know who that guy is over there he?

That’s Andre Ive known him for a while. He’s like if Christian Grey and Prince Charming were the same person. I haven’t met anyone else like him.
by Tiffgoodnight585324 November 23, 2021
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Andre

A man who is so fucking hot, if you meet one you need to try and get him to fuck you. He has one of the largest dicks in the world
Andre is so hot
by Andre's#1fan November 6, 2023
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Andre or Allan

they proclaim that they have never seen their parents genitals, that is false. they have seen their fathers shaft windmilling towards their afraid mother. If you come to cross an Andre/Allan proceed to chant towards him " HE'S SEEN HIS DADS DICK"
Please, don't be an Andre or Allan guys
by THENuggetman9 April 16, 2019
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andre

guy1: look at that dude with a t-shirt under his dress shirt
guy2: that must be an andre
by minecraftcrafter2.0 December 13, 2018
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Andre

Hes a sexy Young Boy Who Knows How To Love a Woman How she is , he wants the best To be the perfect man
by Killerhero07 January 2, 2017
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