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Anal bonsai

When a woman is on the floor bear ass naked. And a man jumps off the bed also naked down onto and into the woman while screaming bonsai
Oh yeah me and Patricia are going to try anal bonsai tonight
by Freakydude97 January 8, 2021
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False Anal

When you shit in a girls mouth and she gives you a blow job. Then there is shit on your dick making it look like you just had anal sex.
Me and my girlfriend got tired of normal anal, so we did some false anal!
by shitlickingcockbrainrofl September 14, 2010
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anal jag

When you're having anal sex and they shove it in you a bit too hard and for a split second it's so painful it gives you an "anal jag".
"Mike fucked my ass last night but it was so painful...at one point he gave me an anal jag!"
by fanyole23 January 14, 2019
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Anal Coping

Anal coping . . That all to dreary week of sbd's (silent but deadly farts) and that unpleasant feeling you mite just shit your pants at anytime rather loose feeling!!! Definately disturbed seriously conteplating anal ever again feeling!!!! / as if someone made a half pipe out of your asshole!!!!
The anal coping has been rather obnoxious this week!!!
by Dirtbag40 April 4, 2020
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anal beans

The act of putting mexican beans in ones asshole.
Wow time those are some large anal beans
by CarlosSpiceyWiener December 3, 2016
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Anal Alley

The fictional place to describe the act of having anal sex.
Joe: Did you take that girl home from the bar last night?

Jim: I did, and we went to anal alley!
by Ryan1111117 December 17, 2013
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Anal Nectar

With origins in Greek and Roman mythology, anal nectar is the coveted drink of the anal loving gods.

Anal nectar is a pungent, tangy viscous, or juice, that forms around the bunghole. A savored delight of the modern day ass eater.

This amalgam may be comprised of trickling sex juices from the vagina that seep into the ass crack and combine with remnants during sexual activity or from sweat and remnants that get fired up from a workout or heat. It is commonly known as booty juice.
I was performing a ravenous round of cunnilingus on Rachel. She was squirting like a hose. But her juices were soaking deep into her rather dirty, tight little bunghole. Her thrusts were wafting her aromatic ass vapors deep into my sinus passages. Without a second thought, I began slurping her fragrant anal nectar and tongue punching her little Winker until her climax left her flailing and shaking.
by Dick Onchin December 14, 2020
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