The Elijah Wade

when a dude slaps his big belly on his girls back during back shots

“Yeah Gerald I was giving ole Linda the Elijah Wade last night and she broke down on me man.”

by Nelson TM February 10, 2025

The Elijah Wade

when a dude slaps his big belly on his girls back during back shots

“Yeah Gerald I was giving ole Linda the Elijah Wade last night and she broke down on me man.”

by Nelson TM February 10, 2025

Elijahs neck bone

Definitely a bone

Kaiden : I’m gonna break elijahs neck bone

(Ik it’s not a bone)
Elijah:it is a bone

by Gɪɴɢᴇ123 February 06, 2022

Elijah and aimee

Elijah and aimee are both annoying. When they’re together they like to piss every one off and make them uncomfortable by kissing. They’re soulmates. If they meet they should spend the rest of their lives together. However they piss eachother off a lot, but they still love eachother very much. They’re both really sexy so their children would grow up to be hotties. They make an awesome couple and they are really cute together. They shouldn’t spend any time apart, so don’t break up. You’re lucky to have one another.

Awww, Elijah and Aimee make a really cute couple. They look like soulmates.

by Anonymouscat2.0 March 24, 2024

National Elijah Day

Everyone Named Elijah Gets 50 bucks on November 5th

You gotta do it if you read this no take backs so give Elijah 50 bucks on National Elijah Day

by DxstyLuvs October 07, 2022

Elijah The spartan

Allegedly had sex in a school bathroom

Elijah The spartan had sex with darian the cod kid

by Masonbob24 August 08, 2024

Elijah's Laptop

Elijah's Laptop tends to break down a lot and need to be taken to the tech office, it contains super mario chrome extension and tetrys with a score of 100000 because he has a sad life.

Elijah's laptop keeps breaking

by YEE YEEE !@# November 16, 2021