A woman who thinks she’s really gorgeous and perfect and god’s gift to men. She pretends to be that *super qUiRkY* girl who snorts when she laughs. She’ll lead guys on while feigning ignorance that they’re into her, but spend a lot of energy telling these guys how “creepy” or “strangely into” her OTHER men are. Basically a basic bitch who listens to what she thinks is obscure or underground, but the iheart curated version of that.
Did you hear Alli Jo talking about how many plates she’s juggling and all the activities in her life?
Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.
Yeah, I heard; she’s got a total wannabe hero/martyr complex.
by Allijojo_is_a_cunt September 21, 2021
Get the Alli Jo mug.Ally is emo
by Beansssssss May 7, 2022
Get the Ally mug.a bum bitch who thinks someones boyfriend likes her after he's even said to her face he doesn't and she continues to spread rumors about it (btw the gif below looks like her because she's a blonde)
boy: "I don't like you allie luck"
allie: "mmk"
also allie: *goes and tells everyone "he likes me", "he said he wants to fuck me with a condom"
girl: "if this bum bitch don't stop I stg she's getting dragged"
allie: "she said she's gonna kill me" *tells dad and gets principal involved*
allie: "mmk"
also allie: *goes and tells everyone "he likes me", "he said he wants to fuck me with a condom"
girl: "if this bum bitch don't stop I stg she's getting dragged"
allie: "she said she's gonna kill me" *tells dad and gets principal involved*
by welovethatforme November 10, 2019
Get the Allie Luck mug.Allie is a amazing person and has a big peen and i'm lucky to have her in life she hella funny, nice, cute and i love her
by cockdanwewe May 16, 2019
Get the allie weewee mug.Basically, Allison, known as Alli, is a ballsack, a very crusty one with cheese hiding in between the folds of skin like the creamy condensed cheese like residue that hides under a males uncircumcised penis. But the cheese is especially green like the cheese from Diary of A Wimpy Kid because its so moldy, that it leaves a distinct smell of a rotting arse that was severed from Eggman. Bro even sonic cant “gotta go fast” away from this ballsack.
Person No. 1: Alli (Allison) is such a basic bitch right?
Person No. 2: No, to me shes more of a ballsack
Person No. 1: What
Person No. 2: No, to me shes more of a ballsack
Person No. 1: What
by sonicthegayhedgehog May 10, 2022
Get the Alli (Allison) mug.a sweet, kind, loving girl that never gets credit for anything she does. many people hate her but her friends know who she truly is and how sensitive she is. Many people judge her before they know her. People talk bad about everyone but not as much as the talk bad about allie. Allie stands for: A=Active L=loving L=laughing I=irritated (23/6 of the time) E= enough to make you laugh:).
I know very many Allies and ik it sucks to never be able to find your name on things in stores like necklaces that always have allison or alice on them but here you found this and it is just for you. Love you all who read this and I hope you have a good day/night<3
I know very many Allies and ik it sucks to never be able to find your name on things in stores like necklaces that always have allison or alice on them but here you found this and it is just for you. Love you all who read this and I hope you have a good day/night<3
Allie is a good person. Me and Allie hang out a lot and when i finally got to know her a lot I knew that she was a cool person.
by SmallWallsAreTall April 9, 2022
Get the Allie mug.Allie is awesome. Allie is beautiful. Allie is my world 🌎. Allie is nice. Allie is caring. Allie has more friends then me. Allie is very smart. I love Allie❤️❤️❤️
by And1thanku June 15, 2019
Get the Allie cook mug.