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Aaron Stretches

A stretch one performs prior to masturbation to prevent awful forearm cramps. It is usually done by holding the arm straight out and pulling the fingers back over the arm.
Wow, I pulled a muscle wanking it last night... I should have done some Aaron Stretches first!
by Sir Uncealot April 15, 2008
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aaron clare

An "Aaron Clare" is something you give your dog in order to put it down.
We gonna have to give Ol' Bessie a fat Aaron Clare because she bit old man Spazz.
by Conrad Karl September 5, 2016
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Aaron's Law

Aaron's Law states that no matter what you're working on, be it a project or work related; There's always something you can be doing. If you've ever sat there thinking "There's nothing more I can be doing", wrong! Aaron's Law states that: "There's Always something you can be doing".
Person 1: "I've competed all my work, there's nothing more to be done."
person 2: "According to Aaron's Law, There's always something you can be doing"
by Hattimus July 7, 2023
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aaron rosengarten

A well read person who is a complete pussy while around any girl who happens to be his girlfriend. A dream chaser.
Dave can't come out tonight because his girlfriend said no. He's a total Aaron Rosengarten.
by HiImDudets June 13, 2019
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Aaron Koch

A tall ass white dude thats dick is 6 feet. His kicks go deeper in the endzone then your your dad when his dick is in your mom. He can pancake defenders with his massive dick and he is as strong as an isis terrorist when they have a bomb
Damn that kid has a dick like aaron koch😍🤤😈
by Aaronkochisdaddy6966 October 30, 2017
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Aaron Garner

by Ace's pizzeria and Clinic October 16, 2020
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Aaron G.

a gentleman who likes anime and for some reason thinks Venom 2 is a good movie. he also has a lot of lightsabers even though he’s not really in to Star Wars. according to my sources, this gentleman is also very well endowed.
Guy 1: “Hey have you seen Venom 2?”

Guy 2: “Yes, I saw it with Aaron G. last week.”

Guy 1: “How was it?”

Guy 2: “The movie fucking sucked, but for some reason Aaron liked it.”
by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021
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