Aaron Longworth

A beautifully luscious mullet possessing redneck. Owns more artillery than your local pawn shop. But dips snus like a pussy.

I cracked open my Busch latte like Aaron Longworth.

by AbigScott June 8, 2020

The Book of Aaron

The Book of Aaron is an amazing book, that has the potential to change people's lives for the better, but most likely for the worst. It's currently being written so it is not finished, but rest assured that Aaron (the author and cult leader) is working very hard on it. It covers many issues and opens new and intriguing ideas for questions that have been asked many times. Please buy a copy, Aaron (the author and cult leader) is desperate and most likely poor.

"I love the book of Aaron its so smart and good, I wish I could marry him"

by Rema D October 25, 2020

aaron sun

aaron sun is a super funny and honest tiktoker from new york. he has over 200m likes on his tiktok account, @aaron_hey_aaron, and his oldest tiktok is from august 2019. he often posts tiktoks about cockroaches and how lonely he is. he doesn't know who mister rogers is, but that's ok. he is still a cute and gay asian boy that makes lots of people laugh.

aaron sun is my favorite tiktoker.

by wow wow wubzy November 2, 2020

Angry Aaron

When you're watching porn, the computer stops working and you ram the nearest tampon up your arse to finish quickly

"Man it just wouldn't load and I had to pull an Angry Aaron"
"Mate what the fuck"

by TheAngryAaron October 8, 2020

Aaron Garner

simp

Aaron Garner is a simp

by Ace's pizzeria and Clinic October 16, 2020

Aaron G.

a gentleman who likes anime and for some reason thinks Venom 2 is a good movie. he also has a lot of lightsabers even though he’s not really in to Star Wars. according to my sources, this gentleman is also very well endowed.

Guy 1: “Hey have you seen Venom 2?”

Guy 2: “Yes, I saw it with Aaron G. last week.”

Guy 1: “How was it?”

Guy 2: “The movie fucking sucked, but for some reason Aaron liked it.”

by ButtholeEnthusiast October 11, 2021

Aaron doughtty

The best woke youtuber there is! If you see this aaron add me on ig : cosmiccuriosity9999 shoot me a message

Yeah I was watching aaron doughtty the other day he was talking about his job at Nordstrom selling women's shoes and how his boss was a total dick so he left and went to Sedona and astral projected with leeor alexandria

by Shitty alchemy July 19, 2021