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Murphy's Law of YouTube Ads

"You can sit and watch a documentary-video on YouTube for extended periods with little or no advertisement-interruption, but then just as soon as you turn up da speaker-volume and go into da next room to take a dump, a whole bunch of ads will come along and you'll hafta endure listening mostly to them while yer poopin', rather than da video-commentary you'd wanted to hear.
Due in large part to da pesky "Murphy's Law of YouTube Ads", a few more-affluent citizens who live alone actually hire a full-or-part-time "Jeeves" for da sole purpose of being an ad-skip assistant.
by QuacksO October 26, 2025
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AD account

After dark account, an account where you look at or post inappropriate or 18+ content on, especially for furries
I keep posting yiff on my AD account
by Yourlocalprotogen November 17, 2025
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Ad astra

To the stars—a symbol of hope and to move forward in times of darkness and despair.

Aka the most beautiful song a choir can sing.
A: Hey, what’s a beautiful and great song that’s symbolic and breathtaking?
B: Ad astra by Jason Neverud.
by alley rose November 24, 2025
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Adding reason to the rhyme

When context is missing so you make up something for it to make more sense.
Eleven doesn't have cancer? She was bald I'm just adding reason to the rhyme, I never watched stranger Things.
by LOve4foxes January 1, 2026
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(D²)ad

Sometimes referred to as a Disposable Daddy, a D Squared Dad is a person that insist on keeping their f*ckboy/f*ckgirl tendencies despite being in a different dating class that has different set priorities than they realize. Usually they are constantly looking to get laid by someone in order to prove to themselves that they "still got it" and to eventually become a leech on any and everyone they come into contact with. Love and loyalty are usually just words to them rather than actual concepts.
Woman 1: Hey does the new clerk at work seem like a Disposable Daddy to you?
Woman 2: Oh, they are definitely a D Squared Dad. I heard they go to they bare every weekend to hook up with anyone they're able to manipulate. Usually they tell people they're an Influencer on Vacation and they could make people famous if they have the talent.
Woman 1: Gross! Can't believe that line actually works for them. That's definitely a (D²)ad for sure.
by Rouge Veil April 14, 2024
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Ad Populum Fallacy

Tucker is also using ad pop as his justification believing that God created humans and that there is a spiritual battle between good and evil.
Tucker "EvErYoNe BeLiEvEd It! Everyone has ALWAYS believed it! Dattebayo!"

Hym "Heheheheheh Dattebayo... No, hey, that's the 'Ad Populum Fallacy.' A large number of people believing something (even historically) is not evidence for the truth of the claim."
by Hym Iam April 23, 2024
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