Sexual Wednesday

Wednesday or the day of the week known as 'hump day' where many people are quite sexual. Often used as an alternative to thats what she said but only on a wednesday.

sarah: "this is so hard"
steve: "SEXUAL WEDNESDAY"

by YEAHBUDDY April 25, 2012

sexual advance

An attempt to gain sexual favor (be it physical or for long-term relationships) in the eyes of another

Bob made a sexual advance on Jill when he bought her dinner at that fine restaurant.

by Biff McLargeFriesWithThat January 4, 2008

Bye-Sexual

A male, usually geeky, Who when offered the chance to have sex, stands up and walks away awkwardly shouting BYEE, leaving their partner naked and confused.

"Alright steve, take off your glasses and fuck me"
"UHHH OH GOD -inhaler- i got to go BYEEE"
"uhh like WTF STEVE?! Your a goddamn Bye-Sexual!"

by Soljaboisafaggot November 26, 2009

Object Sexual

A person who deeply loves inanimate objects; also known asObjectum Sexual. Only 40 of these people are known of in the world, and all are women who are said to have found each other through the Internet. The vast majority of people who have this have a form ofAsperger's, a syndrome which can inhibit social behavior. A woman in Sweden is married to theBerlin Wall, another woman from the U.S. is married to theEiffel Tower. A facination with large-scale engineering structures seem to be common: bridges, buildings, and landmarks- i.e. theBrooklyn Bridge, and theEmpire State Building.

Onlooker #1-
Why is that woman hugging and kissing the bridge?

Onlooker #2-
She is an Object Sexual and finds comfort in loving a non-human object.

Onlooker #1-
You have to be f'ing kidding me!

by MTF March 17, 2009

sexual groan

for a lady to groan as if in pain when they have sex (usually in pleasure)or when she does it makes the male very horny so horny that he goes even harder and faster and she groans even more!

jon-her sexual groan made me way hard!
makk-oh man! My girlfriend groans so loud the neighbours come round to see if she is ok!
jon-i should get carol to groan for you then we can do a 3 some!

by lik-your-cok-123 October 18, 2009

Sexual Deviancy

The gain of Sexual stimulation or pleasure by objects/ideas/practices that are not considered a social "norm"
Often, things considered "deviant" are either banned, or scorned socially.

BDSM participants are said to have a "sexual deviancy"

by Shoopuf Disaster November 6, 2009

Sexual Wingman

A Sexual Wingman is a guy/girl you bring along with you on singles
outings (like to bars) that helps you out with the women/men.

Typically in these ways :
• The Sexual Wingman will always be there to “occupy” the friends of the pair so that you may engage in the “conversation”

• When the sexual wingman technique is used, both girls/guys are
approached by the men/women, and the sexual Wingman automatically
engages in conversation with the friend.

• At the end of the night, after you have worked your
magic, the Sexual Wingman, AND ONLY THE WINGMAN, offers
the girls/guys to comeback to her/his place for a little ‘after party’.
• Once everyone arrives, the Sexual Wingman “occupies” the
friend IN ANOTHER ROOM, leaving yourself and the
sweet sweet little hotty alone so that you can hook it up!

Important note: Keep in mind that a sexual wingman
should always be of equal
or greater knowledge then you.

Learning and practiceing the Sexual Wingman support system
is an unbelievable asset if done right. Your sexual wingman is
an invaluable assistant for you so don't underestimate
the value of finding a sexual Wingman that can work with you.

"Tonight I need you to be my sexual wingman, you in?"

by sexual wingman November 5, 2008