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Squid

Hey man you got a squid?

Damn! Here needy you lucky I just got a pack from the gas station
by TheJordanzWorld August 18, 2021
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Brisbane Squid

This cunt from Brisbane who now lives in Sydney that will dangerously latch on to you but will let go of you after 3 hours as long as you can survive his yapping beak.
"That Brisbane Squid cunt doged beers with the boys again"

"The Brisbane Squid is hungover and masturbating furiously "

"You're a fuckwit, just like that Brisbane Squid cunt."
by Yeaaaaladdd February 27, 2019
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Scaring a squid

High difficulty. Facilitating a 3 way with two women. Tying both up by both arms and legs but one North and one south. Then jumping on top and making both squirt simultaneously.
I had the craziest 3 way last night! It’s was eight limbs and squirting like scaring a squid!!
by biffduncan August 3, 2021
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Squidding the word

the act of a fat person, with a small penis, to jack off, and then describe his experience to his friends.
I was squidding the word so hard last night that i lost a pound!!
by Banana Repubic October 17, 2011
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squid games

A code word understood amongst young sexually active hypsters to call their partner to do "the deed." Since the coming out of the show on the platform called Netflix, this term has replaced the famous "netflix and chill." It is even now an automatic answer proposed by dating sites chat rooms such as tinder, fruitz, bumble or even grindr or whats ap and maybe more like facebook or snapchat and or potentially even maybe other more. youtube.
female: "Hey you sick horny bastard, squid games?"

male: "yes i squid games!!!"
female: "sheesh!"
by squeekygamequebec April 16, 2022
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Squids

A young male adult who is known for acting/dressing like a squid. A squid acts in a fanoink manner, usually is a cockblock from the hot chicks you wanna bang, a squid always becomes friendzoned by the hot chicks that he hangs out with and secretly likes. A squid is usually a scrawny weak dude that can get his ass kicked at any time being. A squids usual dress code consists of Ralph Lauren button downs, pastel shorts that are worn right above the kneecap, and sperrys (no socks present). A squid does not know how to be fresh at all. A squid is basically the opposite of a young Guido. Squids and Guidos do not get along and usually get into drunken altercations at bars, clubs, parties..etc. If you see a squid don't hesitate to smack him around and send him back to bikini bottom where he belongs.
Guido #1:Did you see how that squilium was dressed tonight?

Guido #2: Yea he looked like one of those squids who gets zero play from the ladies!
by THE REAL DON DADA November 21, 2019
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squid game

just silly little games...with your silly little life.
oh theres also a lot of dying...gore...stuff...more stuff...and violence...HOORAY!!!
a lot.
if u win u get moneys and moneys = good
person 1 - HEY ARE YOU...10 BILLION DOLLARS IN DEBT?!?!?
person 2 - uh yeah.
person 1 - THEN YOU SHOULD JOIN THE SQUID GAMES!!!
by sn ivy July 27, 2025
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