Johnny Appleweed

n. Mythical man who plants dope wherever he sees a need. Sometimes in a forest glen. Sometimes in a businessman’s pocket.

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So you are telling me these reefers were put in your carry-on by someone named Johnny Appleweed?

by gnostic3 August 04, 2020

That's so Johnny!

Doing something stupid, or acting like an idiot.

I cant believe you walked into a wall, that's so johnny!

by That girl xoxo July 19, 2019

Johnny’s Boxer

A deadly fume coming out the butt hole that causes your boxer’s to rot or disintegrate.

Damn bro your boxer’s really crunchy , you got Johnny’s boxer on.

by LooneYTunez OG January 29, 2020

johnny paycheck'd

Quitting your job with emphasis by telling people how you really feel and where you'd like them to go.

As in Johnny Paycheck's song "Take This Job and Shove It".

Just as HR dropped the bomb on me I "Johnny Paycheck'd" all of my co-workers that I disliked.

by Unemployed again February 12, 2010

Johnny and the Kid

"Johnny and the Kid" an unseperable duo of great power.

Johnny and the Kid back at it again

by Kuyob Enal October 17, 2022

johnny kettler

Legendary bullrider from South side Houston tx

Wired up like johnny kettler!

by Syrup288 June 25, 2023

johnnie thomas

the name of a really awesome brother.

dude, he's such a johnnie thomas!

i wish i had a johnnie thomas.

by sista! May 02, 2010