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jive turkey

Detagatory word for a jerk, asshole, douchebag,a know it all but really they don't know shit.yhat person in your group of friends that no one likes to hang out with. A fuckin loser just the worst.
Douchebag. Jsckass asshole. Jerk.
Know it all but not really.

Look at this jive turkey on the corner playing his guitar like hes hosting a live concert.
by shavov5 December 28, 2013
mugGet the jive turkeymug.

Turkey Day

The last thursday of November, in which celebration takes place in honor of the pilgrims who befriended the natives and slaughtered them when the had the chance, usually involves a lot of eating and for vegetarians they get to eat tofurkey!
"God damn!"
"what?"
"its turkey day. so i gotta cook all this food."
by that guy November 26, 2003
mugGet the Turkey Daymug.

turkey club

when you spread ur butt cheeks and close them on some1's nose and then fart causing their nose to rattle
john loves them turkey clubs he often tells me its the peak of his day
by lee November 16, 2004
mugGet the turkey clubmug.

Turkey ball

(to turkey ball, verb):
To glare or stare at a person or group of people with rebuke, disdain, or disapproval.
Did you see that guy turkey balling me?
by thebmarinara August 22, 2012
mugGet the Turkey ballmug.

Turkey Rasher

This is the name given to a British Community Support Police Officer. As they are usually volunteers they are known as fake police or fake 'pig' hence the name Fake Bacon or Turkey Rasher
You can't arrest me you fucking Turkey Rasher your a volunteer police officer who's got no powers!
by British Crim June 25, 2009
mugGet the Turkey Rashermug.

Snow Turkey

An older woman (generally 60+, hence the snow definition) that has had plastic surgery and has a cat like face. Unfortunately even though the surgery makes her look younger the Turkey wattle around the neck cannot be removed. Cougar to Snow Turkey!
by So Rong So Rite October 11, 2011
mugGet the Snow Turkeymug.

Turkey dick

A person, male or female, who pisses you off or is acting like a prick.
Those fuckin’ turkey dicks are texting and swerving all over the road!
by Juan_Carlito September 2, 2021
mugGet the Turkey dickmug.

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