Samuel Blake is a sexy beast who will be the greatest lover you ever had. Hes high pitched sexy voice will leave you moister than a oyster. The only problem is he has no penis. He lost it in a tragic accident while playing tennis most women find this out to late a regret ever being with him.
by Cuncky Monkey June 20, 2019
Get the Samuel Blakemug. by ItzSamme November 23, 2021
Get the Samuelmug. SAMUEL STOPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by Basketballz February 13, 2023
Get the samuelmug. A Spitty Samuel is where you drench your hands in saliva before giving someone a two-handed handjob. You specifically move you hands in opposite directions
by Christopher Rizzington October 6, 2025
Get the Spitty Samuelmug. A great loving person that anyone should be greatful to have in there life he can act like a ass sometime but deep down he really does care he would do anything for his real friends and take care of you when you need it
by HEATEDLOKIE July 16, 2017
Get the samuel saundersmug. 
Samuel norton is the evil motherfucker at the head of shawshank prison in the shawshank redemption (book & movie.)
He forces andy dufresne to launder his money and hides behind the bible even though he lives a life of sin and ends up shooting himself.
He forces andy dufresne to launder his money and hides behind the bible even though he lives a life of sin and ends up shooting himself.
Andy: dude the warden put me in the hole for like a month
Red: that's gay, why?
Andy: i called him obtuse
Red: what a faggot, fuck samuel norton
Red: that's gay, why?
Andy: i called him obtuse
Red: what a faggot, fuck samuel norton
by Ted Kaczynski Fan 96 September 5, 2023
Get the Samuel Nortonmug.