Riley Horton

Giant Cock and Balls

HE IS A RILEY HORTON

by Please don’t remember September 28, 2021

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Riley

A small ginger who is whiter than a white crayon. Riley’s favorite thing to do is let out a *Screech*. Riley enjoys telling janitors that people are bullying him. He can’t be stopped. Riley harasses people and says REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 2 inches from their face. Some people have pure respect for riley. They solute at his *Screech*. He also wears a jacket over his head and says he is an owl.

As zachary took his backpack riley said “SCREECH*

by cheepies November 13, 2019

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Riley

An absolute beast at being a dog. Manipulative football players with neck beards. A Riley is someone who wants to be popular but isn’t. Don’t be a Riley.

Girl 1: oh my - who is that hunk?
Girl 2: that’s Riley!

Girl 1: oh....well, you know what they say about Rileys.

Girl 2: yep, waste of time!

by I_think_you_know May 22, 2019

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Riley

Riley is fucking mean to me even though all I do is love her.

Me: Hey Riley I love you
Riley: Fuck off and die

by Penis Phart July 23, 2019

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Riley

The ultimate trickster god of chaos, when Riley begins to type in the chat one must be prepared for an onslaught of chaos trickster deeds, amid a titillating sea of knives. He had asserted his dominance over the Steven Universe “Lapidot” subcommunity a number of times. He currently has an undetermined amount of lives. Run while you can.

Come on, guys, let’s summon Riley by t-posing with knives.

by twentyseven_annonymousducks September 17, 2018

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