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Gary

A really cool guy that buys you gifts and bangs your mom
Ayyeee thanks for the bowl, ya Gary!
by daddygingersnaps December 21, 2022
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Gary

Is a complete knob of a man. Boosts his own ego and just generally a really big dickhead
Gary is a massive knob
by Blonde girl January 1, 2023
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by sentientbread January 3, 2023
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Giga Gary

When you are getting hot and heavy with your lady, so you give her the Giga Gary
gave my lady the giga gary last night, she loved it
by Egirl_Bathwater January 6, 2023
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Tyler’s cousin (Gary)

This is a word tot ell someone that they are annoying and that they need to shut the fuck up. These are taken into serious matter and are rarely used.
You are Tyler’s cousin (Gary)
by Skibidi toilet November 22, 2023
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Thanks Gary!

When your spouse or friend annoyingly buddyf#@ks you.

Originated on a flight from San Jose, CA to Honolulu, HI where a guy named Gary let his TSA precheck expire so got separated from his wife going through security. Somehow Gary was able to board first and as he was about to sit, an older gentleman asked if he minded changing seats across the isle. He agreed and 5 minutes later his wife arrived and saw him in the wrong seat leaving her stuck in the window with two elderly physically challenged people while Gary sat next to a fine young whine girl across the isle. She loudly proclaimed from 5 rows ahead "so what, we're not sitting together on this 5 hour flight?" He innocently replied "no honey, I switched seats." As she squeezed passed the old people to get into her window seat, she loudly sighed "Thanks, Gary...".

Gary later asked if he would like her to switch back to which she replied with an ice cold "NO!" Gary was not going to have a great Hawaiian vacation.
I raced home to enjoy the last piece of cheesecake I'd been thinking about all day and when I looked it was gone. My wife had given it to the dog. Thanks Gary!...
by Lefty5string November 23, 2023
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The Gary Millrat

The act of servicing production workers through the washrooms glory hole with the promise that said production worker will break something so the millrat can get overtime.
Dang, old boy just bought a new motorcycle, he really must have did the Gary Millrat to be able to afford that!
by TheAlmightyRod August 28, 2023
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