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foot by the fruit

A footjob received from a blatantly homosexual man. Usually occurs in a Vegas hotel room, but can happen anywhere sexual acts usually occur. Examples include, but are not limited to: a strip club, massage parlor, fuck den, or a sex club.
"Oh man, I got GREAT foot by the fruit after that GSA meeting!" "Hey Bob, thanks for last night! I've never met anyone so willing to give me foot by the fruit without hefty payment in cash or illicit narcotics."
by Deez Nipps September 13, 2018
mugGet the foot by the fruitmug.

Foot Pusher

Often seen in vrigins males. A foot Pusher is a male that doesn't do anything but push his feet during sex. Often being very very bad at sex.

These males are often full of themselves and just want their part of the fun.

If you happen to come across a foot Pusher, don't fuck it. Waist of time.
He is a foot Pusher. Don't even try it.
by Countess.ruth September 2, 2018
mugGet the Foot Pushermug.

plungy foot

Aw man did you give her another plungy foot?
by kettle_corn96 May 16, 2016
mugGet the plungy footmug.

pucker foot

When your dog proceeds to sit down, but instead of sitting on the floor puts their butthole on your foot.
Ahhhhh! Get off me fido! You just gave me pucker foot! Now I have poop on my ErrForceOnes!
by jackmoon18 May 4, 2016
mugGet the pucker footmug.

foot creeper

when your sitting on the couch and someone keeps rubbing their feet against you in a creepy way
Ew, you foot creeper, stop touching me
by max and kathleen December 26, 2008
mugGet the foot creepermug.

Ship Foot

Ship Foot - when the toenail is busted and bloody or its coming off. Cause by dropping something on it. Came from Cornish sailor language I believe.
Jack "That toe looks mangled"
Clara "Yeh bad case of ship foot, I rolled my car over it yesterday"
by tamek iller July 9, 2012
mugGet the Ship Footmug.

schoolboy foot

when trousers are too short for the wearer and the leg is seen to move back and forth whilst the trouser leg stays in the same position
when observed to have schoolboy foot the response should be "adagadaga ah got schoolboy foot"
by ah dinnae hinksay January 7, 2008
mugGet the schoolboy footmug.

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