someone that is just a bag. It's not something that just happens over night, it's a very much a gradual process. A bag brain is someone that smokes shit loads of pot most days of the week and pretty much become dependent on it. If someone is a bag they're usually pretty chill to be with as they're calm people themselves.
'Philip has turned into such a bag brain!''
'Hey Colin, what do you say we try and get the bag to come and play football with us?'
'Hey Colin, what do you say we try and get the bag to come and play football with us?'
by bag brain July 16, 2014
Get the bag brainmug. by That Asian Bat Wing May 20, 2014
Get the ball brainmug. A chronic condition in which the patient's brain is slowly replaced with ground beef, there is no known cure and it is terminal 94% of the time. Common symptoms include loss of mental faculties, making absolutely stupid claims on twitter and twitch chats, and investing thousands of dollars in ugly pictures of primates thinking they are worth something.
by ZeroGToaster February 16, 2022
Get the Beef-Brainmug. by tripolar92 & Sara January 17, 2009
Get the brain viagramug. A relentless maths teacher that overestimates everyone and imposes her beliefs on the students’ brains, therefore butchering them.
Dave: “What’s up, Darren- OH GOD! WHAT IS THAT, A FOREHEAD HERNIA-!?”
Darren: “No, Mr. Biggshoson brain butchered my brain this maths lesson.”
Dave: “how does one do such a horrible thing...?”
Darren: “He gave us 10 extra questions do finish off before the lesson. If we didn’t, then detentions galore.”
Dave: “oh”
Darren: “No, Mr. Biggshoson brain butchered my brain this maths lesson.”
Dave: “how does one do such a horrible thing...?”
Darren: “He gave us 10 extra questions do finish off before the lesson. If we didn’t, then detentions galore.”
Dave: “oh”
by adopt a toblerone October 19, 2019
Get the Brain Butchermug. by Mr.Potato Head April 23, 2017
Get the potato brainmug. noun.
1. Someone who is so full of energy all the time they seem like they are constantly snorting coke or manic.
2. A psychopath on speed.
3. The only personality allowed to work a job in corporate America.
4. Frat bros.
5. Ladder climbing people who lie through their teeth.
1. Someone who is so full of energy all the time they seem like they are constantly snorting coke or manic.
2. A psychopath on speed.
3. The only personality allowed to work a job in corporate America.
4. Frat bros.
5. Ladder climbing people who lie through their teeth.
"It's difficult to compete in the economic zeitgeist, unless your attitude is like all the useless coke brain fools who work in recruiting or sales".
"The coke brains are running this country and we are going to crash if we don't slowdown and course control".
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Coke Brain Hiring Manager: "You don't have the energy levels and personality I do. I don't think we can hire you. 😭"
Interviewee: "But I am productive, and I have examples of it here with my portfolio🧾😕."
Coke Brain Hiring Manager: "Maybe come back when you have a better attitude? 🙃🤳."
"The coke brains are running this country and we are going to crash if we don't slowdown and course control".
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Coke Brain Hiring Manager: "You don't have the energy levels and personality I do. I don't think we can hire you. 😭"
Interviewee: "But I am productive, and I have examples of it here with my portfolio🧾😕."
Coke Brain Hiring Manager: "Maybe come back when you have a better attitude? 🙃🤳."
by ZRhasitforyou May 8, 2022
Get the Coke Brainmug.