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69 sex possition

you turn your girl upside down and let her choke on your fat cock while you eat her wet pussy out.
Hey babe want to 69 sex possition
by STIFF NOGER March 13, 2019
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24 7 69

Being constantly fascinated with and involved in the sex position 69. Mentioned in the SNL short 'Roy Rules.'

The term is derived from the saying stores use to let people know they are always available 'Open 24/7.' In the same way 24 7 69 lets people know you are always available for some hardcore 69ing if you are not already doing the sensual act.
Wilson: Hey, how come I never see your roommate around?

Andrew: Oh! Its because he follows the lifestyle known as 24 7 69!

Wilson: What's that?

Andrew: Why don't you open his door and find out?

(door is opened upon Andrew's roommate Ignatio 69ing with an obese woman wearing a paper bag with a picture of Wilson's face on it)

Wilson: Oh GAWD!!!!! (cries out of pure trauma)
by UNOWN31 July 3, 2010
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Cheek Clapper 69

when you eat the ass so hard it makes a clapping sound.
by cheek clapper 69 December 19, 2018
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new 69 style

Term used by non English speaking scammers to get newbies in the sex industry/escorting world to fork over their hard earned $$ and never get themselves ‘forked’ because there is no such thing as a new style 69. Zero chance of getting your junk wet
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by Holly got no bush December 26, 2020
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fag bag 69

When someone is so gay they seem to be more gay than a bag with 69 faggots inside of it.
by jayden nelson420 August 15, 2017
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Porsche 69-11

Reverse Amazon with 2 dudes, wherein the top has his dick in the bottoms butt, however the bottom has his dick in the tops butt; the dick in butt combination resembles the boxter style opposed piston block of the Porsche. Both guys are both car and garage at the same time. Bonus points for simultaneous climax.
Blake and Zale couldn't decide who was pitching and who was catching, so as a compromise they did a Porsche 69-11
by Billyraydontcare September 5, 2021
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69 inch balls

yo! have you heard to song “if i was your sexy sugarboo” from the hot sexy electro mama by 69 inch balls?
by anonymous February 11, 2022
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