Chode

A person who's neck is the same circumference as thier waist. Not implying overweight, just WIDE.

Origin of word use: Long Island circa 1974

"Hey John look at the guy over there. Man! he is a damn chode if I have ever seen one."

by Rabdawg September 2, 2005

Chode

the black, burnt up resin at the bottom of your bowl when you finish smoking reefer and don't clean your piece

Dude, let's smoke a bowl.
I don't have any, but we can smoke the chode.
Okay!

by Chododile March 18, 2009

The Chode

A guy who closes closets with tape measures instead of actually doing work. They also have a strange resemblance to Millhouse on the Simpsons.

Metzler wasted time all day. He's a real the chode.

by Steak_N_Shake May 4, 2021

Chode

The verb form of "choding." Witch is when a guy who has a chode is masturbating.

He had to chode(verb) because his chode(noun) needed pleasure.

by Jason C.. February 4, 2003

Chode

A. A term for a funny looking male reproduction part. Usually very short and fat.

B. A term for anyone named Emma

A. Girl 1: Omg I pulled his pants down and he had a micro Chode.

Girl 2: No way! The same thing happened to me a week ago with me and Jimmy!

B. Guy 1: Ugh did u see that new girl Emma?
Guy 2: Yea she's such a Chode.

by AssMaster42 December 31, 2015

Chode

"Andrew's Penis", it's fatter than it is long...

Oh look at that nasty chode

by teno132 April 19, 2016

Chode

Chode is the fleshy patch where one's nutts used to be but not longer are. Like a dog from the vet. This should be the universal definition.

I hit him in the chode

by B.me88 December 10, 2015