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Time Hog 

International Pig of Mystery whose powers include skeet shooting, satirical wit, and obscure Wes Anderson references. He wears a cape, only sometimes gels his hair, and generally has a difficult time putting on weight.
"Hey Time Hog, come over here and TRY to solve world hunger."

"No thanks. Do you especially think I'm NOT a genius? You didn't even have to think about it, did you?Anybody interested in grabbing a couple of burgers and hittin' the cemetery?"
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Time Displacement 

- The effect of traveling faster than those around you. Especially when driving.
"I was doing some Time Displacement before the officer caught up with me. "

John used Time Displacement to get to the party before Paul.
Time Displacement by pocketspy October 28, 2013

time on my sleeve 

Always being available for the more important things and/or people in life.
That guy has "time on his sleeve".

She always has "time on her sleeve".

I have "time on my sleeve".

Why can't you have more "time on your sleeve" like ______?
time on my sleeve by Oracle K December 26, 2013

time slot arena 

The place where you would time slot or shit, usually in a dormitory at the college or university you attend. Can be shortened to TSA.
Angela: I definitely have a favorite stall in the time slot arena.

Meg: I feel so lucky when I have to time slot and the time slot arena was just cleaned!

Sonia: I haven't visited the time slot arena in days, wish I hadn't missed my time slot.

Ashley: I can only time slot when the time slot arena is empty!
time slot arena by GoochieMama January 6, 2014

Time Traveling 

To consume enough alcohol to the point where you only remember several key highlights from your binge drinking experience...day or night drinking.
Man 'o' man!! I was time traveling last night. After the first bar, I remember only small blips of the evening. Food, that one bar, some chick I danced with, made out, eating all your food outta the fridge...then...

time confetti 

the amount of time in doing little tasks throughout a day
In her book Overwhelmed, author Brigid Schulte makes an important distinction between time chunks and time confetti.
time confetti by zodiacoflom March 4, 2015

Time-Segment 

It is like a time line but it does not go on forever. It ends the same way a line-segment would in geometry.
"Dude! The paper is due by the January 3 time-segment. "

"To bad it isn't on a time-line schedule."
Time-Segment by Flyaway030303 June 11, 2015