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My goldfish ate my homework

A great excuse for not doing your homework
Works better if you don't have a fish
Teacher: "Where's your homework?"
Student: "Sorry Ms. Genericteachernamehere, my goldfish ate my homework."
by ilikepotatosandurmom October 7, 2021
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a legal form of torture. especially the subject called algebra. u want to know painfullness? homework is the key. u already spent 7 hours in plain torture. BUT THEY GIVE U 2 EXTRA HOURS OF FUC#@$ING HOMEWORK. u get ur phone destoryed , ur computer burned up to ashes, and ur TV thrown out of the window. and it's the main reason students suicide. it should be called tree wasting garbage.
student: ah finally free from torture !
homework: are u sure about that?
by jack bbbboooooooiiiiiiiii January 22, 2020
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Watching all the videos/clips that your friend sends you on, what is usually, a social media app that has a doom-scrolling feature like Tiktok on Instagram. This can measure from a few videos to hundreds a day due to how addictive/entertaining the select app is.
“I regret adding them back on Tiktok, I wake up to hundreds of videos of friend homework from them in my messages!”
by the real verity willis December 21, 2023
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The torture that gets sent home with you after your torture journey at school for fucking 7 hours and then when you finally think your done you fucking remember that you have to study for that test that you know your gonna fail because you have to find out the history of fucking Canada and then AFTER the test you have to do a FUCKING PROJECT. People shouldn't have to do homework. They should just be able to watch the flash and live a happy life.
I have fucking homework to do so no I can't hang out after school because that one fat ass teacher everyone hates gave me homework.
by The god of lizards June 12, 2017
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a worthless, disgusting , horrid, time consuming, piece of paper that my dog “apparently” ate.

-Homework’s a bitch.
I got a new math assessment for homework. When I got back to class the next day, I cussed the teacher out for giving me a worthless piece of paper.
by Ashy Gurl November 6, 2021
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Homework- What teachers use to prove that using hours of your time was actually worth it and to realize you were drawing the whole time.
Student:"Did you finish english homework"
Me:(Pretending not to hear and walking away"
by Anti-Normy April 21, 2018
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What you should be doing right now
Damn, you still got homework? Go to work & don't disappoint your English teacher!

(Jk. Go watch Netflix.)
by Your fun teacher October 3, 2017
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