Croatian squid

When you put a squid on your penis like a condom and penetrate your girlfriends vagina with the tentacles slapping your testicles.

I want to try the Croatian squid with my girlfriend but the squids I buy at the market are too big.

by Flipblip July 6, 2024

Squid

Exactly like an octupus but republican

Person 1: awww what a cute octupus
Person 2: dude thats not an octupus Thats a squid! Its wearing a maga hat!
Person 1: oh my bad

by Excalibur made out of pigeons December 5, 2021

i am squid

A nice Human/squid is polite generous and is very smart

Guy #1 I am squid
Guy #2 what does that even mean?

by anonymous November 11, 2020

Thanos from squid game

Thanos from squid game will be the best person you’ll ever meet. He will make you laugh when you’re down. He is on drugs which is pretty disappointing but he is very fun and silly. Thanos cares about you and he always will. Too bad he got stabbed by a fork…

Oh my gosh it’s Thanos from squid game!!

by ThanosLover230 January 4, 2025

Squid

An uncircumcised penis with extra skin.

You can’t use that squid for waffle bait.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

Squid

A fucking loser pussy ass bitch

Hey you squid, get your dick out of the toaster.

by A squid is a fucking pussy July 24, 2015

Squid

Someone who tries to be friends with cool/athletic people, but just ends up as a tag-a-long. Scared to do anything dangerous, crazy, or illegal. Reference to "Squid" from Rocket Power.

Adam Morrison from the Los Angeles Lakers
Squid from Rocket Power

by BluCru October 6, 2010