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Squid Roast

Squid roast is a derivative of the common Australian Vernacular phase "spit roast". a Spit Roast, in turn, is similar to the American root phrase "finger cuffs" made famous in the 1997 film Chasing Amy by Kevin Smith.

A squid roast is when a particularly eager and morally apathetic lady takes as many cocks as she can. Similar to a gang bang and differs only slightly in that (8) is the magic number of cocks required to achieve true squid roast status.

The first (4) are pretty obvious, but finding places for the next (4) is quite challenging and often leads to a something akin to a snake mating ball.
My girlfriend said she wants a squid roast for her Birthday, and if I'm nice she'll let me watch.
by Yankee down under March 21, 2022
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Squid

A sometimes derogatory, usually joking adjective used to describe nerds and grinders. People who fit this description are extremely interested in STEM, (allegedly) intellectually superior, elitist, overly hardworking, and have few personality traits beyond studying and sweating. In some circumstances, the word 'squid' may be used as praise. Generally, a squid will evolve through the following stages: baby squid--> calamari squid--> giant squid--> colossal squid--> kraken. The squid is also the official mascot of the math team and is used on all the merch.
That dude is such a squid, he got a perfect score on the math test even though the average was 55%.
You're still grinding for AP exams even though you're a senior?? Holy squid, dude.
Bro, I just saw the squiddiest little kid I've ever seen passing by. He's the 5'3'' kid wearing the unwashed gray hoodie and bearing a strong aura of compsci.
by sammyjohn153 May 30, 2025
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Squid bags

When one penetrates the penis far enough in the vagina , feces come out and stick to the scrotum.
Aye bro when I was railing your mom, she gave me squid bags
by Bigdaddypunz March 9, 2021
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Squiding

When 2 men scissor their butt holes
I did some squiding with your dad last night!
by PussySlayerXX69420 December 27, 2024
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Squid game

by Aswswafd September 29, 2021
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spicy squid

when you put hot sauce on your droopy penis then receive a blow job
michael will never get a spicy squid because no one loves him
by epicpants12345 March 7, 2017
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Squids

A Squid or Squids is a term used for People who get into High-Level Collages because of having good grades, and usually do not really stand out from the rest of people like them. A Squid usually is someone who goes to school only for studying and work and doesn’t have a great social life.
Person A: “bro!! I just got into a dorm with 4 other people at Harvard. I have to stay in a 2 person sweet. This is gonna suck.”
Person B: “Well, do you know anyone in your dorm?”
Person A: “I know one guy who got in for Hockey, the rest of them are just Squids.”
by Raycroc1940 August 31, 2023
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