the german shnitzel burger occurs when your fucking a girl then right before you're about to cum you take a dump on her chest, roll it up into a patty and you shove it as far up her cooch as possible before topping with jizz and sauerkraut.
by roflwafflesnaffle March 19, 2010
Get the German shnitzel burgermug. When a girl serves a man breakfast with her period all over it. The guy then takes the period covered breakfast and shoves it up the girls asshole, then proceeds to eat it out with only his teeth.
by amanda mulen November 5, 2011
Get the German Cherry Bombmug. Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press
Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.
Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.
by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin March 11, 2011
Get the German Pretzel Pressmug. by Big_Daddy_Shame_Train April 19, 2006
Get the German Knuckle Cakemug. A far more accurate name given to the historical mess of states that made up the "Holy Roman Empire". Often shortened to the HRE, the Holy Roman Empire was a collection of states that made what is now Germany and northern Italy, neither of those include the city of Rome so that's one strike, the Protestant reformation basically split the HRE in two so that's another strike. Lastly there was never any real semblance of Imperial Authority and it was just a huge clusterfuck for most of it's existence. 3 Strikes and your out.
by CharleMAIM April 18, 2018
Get the Unholy German Clusterfuckmug. A pornographic film featuring the actors defecating or playing with human excrement. Not unlike the infamous '2 girls 1 cup' video, although this would be the most extreme form.
Adult stores are quite common in Germany, these are the DVDs in a solid black case with only writing on them, no photos.
This is the correct German spelling.
Adult stores are quite common in Germany, these are the DVDs in a solid black case with only writing on them, no photos.
This is the correct German spelling.
by keger26 December 18, 2011
Get the German Scheisse Videomug. When a dog poops indoors and somebody steps in it, and immediately starts throwing up, and is ill for the next three days.
Nick stepped in some dog poo, and started booting everywhere. Then he couldn't go to school for the next three days because of German measles.
by natious January 14, 2009
Get the German measlesmug.