Jonesing (Jones-ing)

If someone is 'Jonesing', they are incredibly excited for something, sometimes to the point that the wait for this thing is getting on their tits.

'I'm Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this bag of sniff'
'I'm definitely not Jonesing (Jones-ing) for this prostate exam'

by Joneser November 23, 2018

Solid snake-ing it

To preform this action would be to very sneakily, solid snake style, make your snake solid, as in jerk off. This is often done in situations in which one must be quite about jerking it, such as in voice chat in a video game. Lots of people on discord right now? You can bet your ass one of them is solid snake-ing it.

Yeah, that rocket league match took so fucking long, I was Solid snake-ing it the whole time.

by RyanToBeFunny March 12, 2017

tiny tim-ing

To express to others your own state of hardship. i.e. lack of money, job, place to live etc. Sometimes a ploy to garner sympathy. Also used to redirect mooches to another person.

derived from the character tiny Tim in "a christmas carol"

person 1 - "hey man, wanna grab a drink?"

person 2 - "oh i can't, i'm broke, my dog died, my back hurts,,...."

person 1 - "stop tiny tim-ing me!"

by portlandwombat February 16, 2012

baby orca-ing

When you are so hungover from the night before that you do not move from the couch the entire day and lay there like a beached whale.

Even though I was looking forward to Saturday night's activities, I almost surely knew what was in store... Sunday I would be baby orca-ing, hating life, and craving everything from fast food commercials while I watch TV. I would talk about eating the sh*t out of a Chalupa, nachos and a Frosty- perhaps even a Baconator- but never actually get up to go get anything.

by Fonya93 April 25, 2011

Slow g-ing

Means someone who is slow or didn't catch what was being said

Man he was slow g-ing foreal

by Bag'em & Gag'em January 8, 2016

Jen T-ing

To leave work right as soon as your end time hits. To promptly leave down to the second the time card hits your end shift time.

Can't wait to be done work. I'm totally Jen T-ing it out of here.

by hahah091 January 26, 2023

Spect-hate-ing

Scrolling through the comments of an Internet post just to find outrageous arguments.

Alex2013- "This video is awesome!"
SludgeMan45720- "Fuck you, asshole! One direction sucks cock!"
Me- "Don't mind me, just spect-hate-ing."

by Deez Nut May 28, 2015