Jonas

A green slime monster; Shrek

like chaps, not chips

A small pp with no stamina

Jonas is in fact the Shrek man himself

by Demarcus cousins I February 1, 2023

Jonas

Shit at his job, but overall nice guy.

Did your hear he got fired?

Oh did Jonas get fired:( I guess, more time for beer

by Bowler 67 September 24, 2025

Jonas

A kid burned with huge penis to have fun in the party. He will always find a girl to rub.

Ewww everybody run! It’s Jonas !

by Jonas fucker July 21, 2022

jonas

a sweet guy

will always be selfless but denies it
he will always be looking to improve himself when hes already perfect
always looking to try new things
never lets anyone down
hardworking always

Have you seen Jonas? His girlfriend is lucky as fuck

by pinkcheekgirl February 21, 2022

Jonas Brothers

The Jonas Brothers are one of the best bands ever. There are three members: Nick Jonas, Joe Jonas, and Kevin Jonas.

Sister: Omg I am such a Kevin girl!
Me, the gay one: Omg Joe is so hot.
Both of us: The Jonas Brothers are everything!

by bigjoncleetus June 9, 2020

Jona

The most marvelous human being that has ever existed

Especially Jona Hoxhaj 😂

by Tralalaa November 22, 2021

Jonas Lotz

He has a big black wiener their is nothing better then dark chocolate he is a amazing friend and he loves the hoottttest girls

Jonas Lotz

by Vxghvcgbb January 28, 2022