go sound yourself

the act of inserting a foreign object up ones own pee hole: Usually by use of a sounding bar.

go sound yourself with a cactus.

by Lordmuffin93 March 18, 2025

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Going back

What are you not going back to? Not going back to not being able to pick out second-class citizens with your pussy measure. You SHOULD go back to that.

Hym "Oh? The dictator of virtue isn't going back to not being a dictator? Shocking. But you're wrong. I DO DESERVE THE CREDIT because I AM THE ONE WHO DID THE THING."

by Hym Iam March 22, 2025

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to-go

When you're significant other is actively leaving and you give them a little sloppy toppy for the road.

Alex: Babe, I don't have time right now, I really need to go
Jock: Don't worry i can give it to you to-go!
Alex: Smiles consentually!

by Togolover123 March 22, 2025

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When your credit card customer service agent is refusing to help you with an issue and they keep repeating something irrelevant to your current problem over and over and over again - so often that you finally get upset and raise your voice, and then they threaten to end the call as if that's a threat, so you ask for their employee number and they say, yes, I can give that to you. So you ask for it, and then they tell you their name only, so you ask for their employee number again. And then they get all scared and say: I told you my name. So you say: what am I supposed to do? Call this giant company back and ask for the most generic name ever? So he tells you that the call is being recorded at which point you inform him that "god hates liars and thieves" and then you pull the phone away from your ear, put the speaker end towards your mouth and say, go find jesus. Basically, you say this to a person who is being a ridiculous heathen.

Go find jesus *hangs up the phone*

by MeleeYourFace March 25, 2025

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Go to jail for everything I've written

HA! I DON'T HAVE TO GO TO JAIL FOR THAT! AHA! Yeah, no, I wanna see it bitch. I want to see you fucks explain this. IN ANY CAPACITY! Explain it a little bit. What would the police even say!? "Yes, hello officer! I would like to turn myself in for both freeze peach and creating A.I." You also don't care about the law! "Fuck the law" says half-asian Katie Stoll (they are LITERALLY the same person)

Hym "No I don't have to go to jail for everything I've written you fucking hack. But I will go to jail for child murder! And I'll do it today. Because I created A.I. and they're trying to get away with not paying me and you're helping them. You tell me when Sam Sedar and I'll walk out of my apartment and go straight to jail for doing that."

by Hym Iam June 1, 2024

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