dirty laundry

clothes that are temporarily unwearable on account of excessive odor, grass stains, blood stains,I just missed my mouth stains, I just shit my pants stains, I just crawled out of a hole stains, I just kicked an old person stains,I just murdered a busload of people stains, and/or dirt stains.

My parents just made me throw my dirty laundry into a bucket that says: HAZARD; BIOLOGICAL WASTE.

by harharanemu April 22, 2006

Dirty Houdini

when you're doing her doggy style, let some warm saliva drip down on her back, then when she turns around thinking you came, you firehose all over her!

I gave that bitch the Dirty Houdini!

by jon van matterhorn April 3, 2010

Dirty Dave

That one kid in your school, workplace, or town who is constantly jacking off and doesn't care who knows. His life revolves around the art of arousal and reluctantly refuses to hang with his friends and instead practices his stamina in bed.

Wheres David?

He said he couldn't make it.

What a Dirty Dave!

Seriously, it's like the third weekend in a row!

by rhdallas April 30, 2011

dirty callie

A dirty Callie is when a girl twerks in your face while shitting making a mess everywhere

My wife just did a dirty Callie and I need mouth wash

by Adirtugello April 18, 2020

Dirty Chris

When you steal your best friend’s ex and lie about it, making you such a totally awful friend

Man, you hear about how my buddy pulled a Dirty Chris on me with Kayla? It’s so fucked up

by Agm November 5, 2019

dirty willow

shit on boobs, then fuck shit out of them (makes it look like a chocolate sundae)

-“you’ve earned this dirty willow.”
-“i’m really craving a dirty willow rn.”
-your dirty willow smells pleasant.”

by yungfuzzy June 4, 2018

The Dirty Dan

(must be outside) when you take a hit from a pipe or bong and go inside to grab a beer while still holding it in the letting out after taking a drink of the beer.

The dirty dan has been banned in 13 countries.

by the party brigade September 15, 2010