vanilla white chick (VWC) 

Basic caucasian female. Average or below average intelligence. Fairly sweet, not terribly interesting, just kind of exists, blending in and waiting to be picked up like plain yogurt on a supermarket shelf. Bland, doesn't offend anyone but doesn't exactly inspire any biographies either.

When you think of an adjective to describe her to your friends, the first and only word that comes to mind is "nice."

After Amal Clooney dumps George, he'll probably end up with another rando vanilla white chick (VWC).

The VWC smiled without guile, her eyes staring blankly ahead. No, she wouldn't write books, cure cancer, or even become Class Mom, but maybe that nice boy with the pretty eyes would soon stop by and say hi.

vanilla white chick (VWC) by Forgettable Nanny May 3, 2016

kaelub white 

A no good piece of shit that sucks dick for foodstamps

Hey Kaelub White The game bitch

kaelub white by Blahjey May 13, 2016

wisconsin white 

they can be nice people but they are emotionally and sexually repressed, and they refuse to dance at weddings. they generally study something that has to do with logic. they are usually religious, and they usually blush a lot.

"that dude is so boring. he's so quiet and wisconsin white."

wisconsin white by alfiejay4lyfe May 20, 2016

Baby white whale 

A chubby Caucasian child swimming in a public pool usually with a shirt on but you can see through the shirt he can only doggy paddle due to the fact that his chubby stubby arms hold him back

that Baby white whale over there is trying so hard to swim and make friends but he isn't swimming very fast

Baby white whale by bamcole101 November 21, 2016

jeff white 

The god of metal and memes, don't start a internet feud with any jeff whites they'll shred your soul.

Dude 1: Yo, I tried to mock this guy on social media, but I got burned so badly I'm now a meme!

Dude 2: Sounds like someone jeff whited you

jeff white by ISwearImNotABot December 21, 2016

david white 

Sick cunt that doesn't dog the boys.
Can drink most cunts under the table.
Wouldn't be caught dead with a man bun.
Refers to good things as "gucci".
Stella shot with a rifle, his personal slogan is "drinking beer and slaying deer".
Has a huge wang.

That David White bloke is tops, just a deadset good cunt.

david white by Trav Bickle February 26, 2017

fatt white 

A Real man who take care of his responsibilities but don't take no bullshit

Fatt white boy

fatt white by Gidtv March 13, 2017