by Julia_AC September 16, 2015

Going for a Johnathon is where you work on a night shift and skive off by going to the toilets for the sole purpose of playing with yourself
by Nighter May 20, 2018

by Guy 11 July 27, 2021

to aggressively lose it whilst drunk, usually in an irrational rant aimed at your best friends before going down swinging punches. Any display of drunken 'Drama' prior to collapsing into a comatose state.
After ten Jägerbombs Dave seemed fine but then he suddenly decided to "go bandit" on Mary because she dared to buy him another drink. It was ok though, he just passed out trying to find the toilets.
by Billy Us January 22, 2014

by Simp girl June 17, 2023

what a teen girl can say to her parents, sarcastically, as an excuse, when asked what she did instead of doing homework or performing other duties, such as helping with younger siblings
going for a ride means, most often than not, for said teen girl, going to her bf's house for a quickie or bumble-stumbling at a friend's house
by Sexydimma January 16, 2017

„Did you see that guy who ran the marathon without a competitor number?“
„Yeah he was going full Steffen“
„Yeah he was going full Steffen“
by TheMemeHoarder February 6, 2020
