dick snout

1. The region of ones penis consisting of a thin layer or skin covering the 'head', almost exclusivly found in uncircumsized males.

2. When ones nose is long and droopy, similar to a flacid penis.

3. A back alley circumscision gone wrong.

1. " When George whipped out his cock i couldn't help but notice the crusted, infected DICK SNOUT that covered the head of his penis."

2. " Julia's DICK SNOUT is so long, it reminds me of my grandaddy's limp cock."

3. "Man, whats up with Daves DICK SNOUT? It looks like his indecisive father utalized a rusty screw to circumsize him hours after birth."

by Pak Zedersen May 30, 2008

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sick dick

slight dripping, ferverish, and a constant burning rash around the tip of the penis

that guys got a sick dick!!!

by tyler baswell July 31, 2003

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acorn-dick

A term referring to the tiny size of a man's penis. The penis must be circumstised and small (1inch long unerect) in order to resemble that of an acorn.

Barry: So, did you get laid last night?
Larry: Hell yeh, but the guy tried to fuck me up the arse with his acorn dick so I slapped him down and told him to bend over for my big sclong

by Simon Whiteside February 3, 2005

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Chipmunk Dick

A Man who injects any muscle enhancement formula into his body thinking he will get huge, but in reality his nuts are shinking aswell as his already small johnson.

Hey Cregger you fucking Chipmunk Dick, Lay off the roids pal and dump your stupid fuck pig Girlfriend

by Jihn Cregg September 13, 2006

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guilty dick

The syndrome you have after fucking a new chick that you think might be dirty.

You start thinking you've caught something but most of the time it's nothing at all.

Guy 1: Man that bitch I fucked from the club was bangin, but I think I caught somethin...

Guy 2: Homey that's the guilty dick talkin. You're probably alright.

by bouta 1 January 12, 2007

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