In one eye out the other

When your mind is completely elsewhere or unfocused as you watch someone demonstrate how to complete a certain task
Him: Aaaaand it’s that easy! That’s how you put a windshield wiper on a car. Now you try to put the other one on!

You: yeah I would love to but all of that just went in one eye out the other
by Ositam September 16, 2021
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One Missed Call

A terrible horror movie that made penguinz0 traumatised as a child.
Damn bro One Missed Call fucking sucked
by CLONKCLINKAAAAAA December 16, 2021
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one eyed monkey lover

A dick seeking the love of a vagina, aka monkey.
1. This one eyed monkey lover is hungry for some action.

2. My one eyed monkey lover is pointing your direction.
by messy bun November 20, 2017
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Gayest one of them all

The gayest one of them all is simply exactly how it sounds, One who is gayer than anyone else
“Danny… I hate to break it to you. But your the gayest of them all. That means that your gayer than me, so there for your the gayest one of them all.”
by Jaythegayerest January 02, 2023
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this one now

the definition my friend wants me to show him so he can finish his work but not im here writing this because im yes. now he is wactching me and writing on my screen with a eraser
friend: hey could i get this one now?

me: *writes this* no

friend: why? *draws dicks all over my screen*

me: you dumbass you drew a dick thats as short as yours

friend: you ching
by AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok January 11, 2024
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that one nice guy in urb dic

when a guy adds everything in,Should this be in Urban Dictionary? voting poll
for females: that one nice girl in urb dic
my dads that one nice guy in urb dic.
by Random-girl-who-cant-think November 30, 2020
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Day One-ing

"Hey bro, are you planning on Day one-ing it when you go to college?"

"Yeah man, I want dat pussy as soon as I can get it!"
by Gaysinspace August 02, 2015
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