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cock stock

Like stock art, a picture of a penis, vagina, breast, anus, etc. found online that is used by someone else as their own, usually in the context of a personal ad or cybersex.
Susie was really looking forward to meeting Bobby in person. But when they got back to his place and got their clothes off it was obvious that he had used cock stock. His penis was definitely not that big.
by Sandra C. October 10, 2008
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Theobbing cock

A term used by uncultured swines who don’t know how to spell, theobbing cock is a tiny purple chode who has never been sat on by a pussy; the penis is usually owned by a chubby loser with no life
“Yeah! Luke tried giving me his theobbing cock yesterday! It was foul!
by Cockus May 22, 2019
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Mexican cock

A shot with vodka black berry brandy and monster energy and dawn Morrison watching
Let's take some shots of Mexican cock
by Dawn penis licker January 27, 2017
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Cock Sneeze

when some dude sprays cock juice into a Kleenex.
eww dude, that lil bastard leaves his cock sneeze rags all over his room!
by Mr motherfucker January 28, 2017
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Bag of cocks

The action of a man tucking his nuts and folding his penis with his nutsack very tightly to wear a woman's bikini. Also known as a Tranny Danny.
Chris Boobie: Did you know that Roger started wearing girl clothes?

Buttplug Watson: Yeah, I heard he's wearing his bag of cocks and trying to pull the Tranny Danny!
by buttplugwatson October 3, 2012
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Cock suckers cramp

The facial expression locked in a sucky sucky position. Often referred to in a joke with a punch line...do you get it? How often?
My co-worker asked me this joke. I kicked his ass, and as he laid bloodied on the floor I told him never to tell me the "cock suckers cramp" joke again.
by Ocean reefer III June 25, 2009
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cock sucking cowboys

really cool guys. Or real cool dinks.. Lots of cream with khulia & vodka. Looks like Keith Urban.
by philpots June 30, 2006
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