Bag

Often referred to as an english female who is disassociated with other people's feelings/emotions. A being who's sole purpose is to instigate an uncomfortable atmosphere.
To look down upon, or negate anything remotely positive.
A Picasso of unbridled negativity.
A shit-talking Grandmaster.
A mental mind fuck.
An emotional abyss.
A steaming pile of unhinged verbal residue.
The 'toilet' of the XX chromosome society.

Man 1 - "Dude I just saw Marie in the supermarket, it stopped and started talking at me".
Man 2 - "That bitch couldn't have a meaningful conversation with a cockroach. She's such a fucking Bag".

Girl - "I can't stand that waste of air. Versace ain't got nothing on that Bag".

Man -"I can't believe she told Jenny I smoke chode. What an absolute Bag!"

by DirtyDave2.0 August 13, 2022

Bag

Ballsack, testicles

Did you nail her? Dude, my bag's empty

by Supposedly Straight April 22, 2018

Bag o Sorrys

When someone takes something of worth from you and gives you back a bag filled with little pieces of paper that read " Sorry".

I took my Bag o Sorrys to the car dealership man to buy a new car, and he said they have no value! He also said they are a currency from insane people.

by LittleLamb777 June 12, 2018

bugout bag

An emergency preparedness “go-bag” that is stocked with essentials and packed as a precautionary measure - then stowed away for security (hidden but readily-accessible). The main purpose of this bugout bag is to supply yourself with just enough sustenance and/or security measures for getting you from compromised territory (point A ) to a bunker, shelter, or other sanctuary of your choice (point B)

They say not to overpack your bugout bag because doing so may get you targeted and/or more easily apprehended by the opposition in route to your bugout shelter.

by jammneggs February 2, 2025

Bag of Knuckles

Giving someone a fist pound.

"What's up man? Gimme a Bag of Knuckles!"

by MilesDSP December 12, 2009

fidooche bag

One in a fiduciary position who abuses their power with the specific intent of grooming.

“Did you have Mr. Schmanganese for senior-level chemistry?”
“Yeah, he bought me some edibles and lululemon shit then said he could give me stoich help.”
“What a fidooche bag!”

by The Rawdog March 8, 2024

Spag Bag

A boy who is oddly thicc even though he isn't a girl.

The girl exclaimed, "Dang! Look at that Spag Bag over there! He has such a nice ass!"

by Gpcart May 27, 2018