One percenter

One percenter can sometimes mean the one percent of the population that takes up new technology first.
People who line up for days to buy the latest iPhone before everyone else gets it are one percenters, not because they are the one percent richest or the one percent most intelligent but because they have a constant need to feel special or exclusive.

My neighbor just installed a Tesla Wall. It will take him 150 years to pay it back in power savings but I guess being a one percenter is priceless.

by anonymous July 27, 2021

The Real Ones

A unique group of individuals who facetime each other frequently. Typically, this group of people use the platform Houseparty but have recently transitioned to using FaceTime. Conversations within the group usually consist of complete bullshit.

I really want to be a part of the real ones.
wanna facetime real ones?

by Betty Cooper-Jones September 14, 2021

cold one

A Icy Cold Beer

Hey man I'm having a cold one right now.

by GoldenGraveDigger32_YT June 29, 2017

one fit jit

a person who only wears one outfit every day.

lambies wearing the off white striped shirt and blue tie again he fr a one fit jit

by FeatherThief April 1, 2025

Angel Jose Robles Is Also Known As Hellstromism (Hellstrom), Also Known As Messenger Add Oak Is Thing One And He Knew It Would Happen To Him Soon.....

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Angel Jose Robles Is Also Known As Hellstromism (Hellstrom), Also Known As Messenger Add Oak Is Thing One And He Knew It Would Happen To Him Soon.....

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Floss one’s teeth

Have oral sex with someone that has pubic hair

She flossed her teeth so many times last night, she had to get her stomach pumped. Floss one’s teeth for 25 dollars.

by icyhot123 May 28, 2018

One eyed guinea pig

A mans penis

Well, my one eyed guinea pig is fairly large... (Me)

...and then he woke up! (My girlfriend)

by DKRemedy February 12, 2021